Who lives in a dumpster under the sea

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I wanted to draw something for Pride Month but I really can't think of anything. I'm accepting ideas.

~ O.

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While my mom wasn't home I was messing around with makeup, which isn't something I usually do, but sometimes I like to play with it.

The only problem is that when I was almost done, enjoying how great it was looking and getting ready for the final part, MY MOM GOT HOME! And I had to take it all off in a hurry. :(

I know it really sounds like a silly problem to have but I always feel like when I play around with it I'm doing something highly wrong and forbidden (it's clearly not but it feels like it). So it legit felt like I'd been caught or something.

Maybe I'll put the only pic I had here because it was looking really cool.

~ O.

I understand that! For some reason I also have this strange relationship with makeup, like, I'll mess around and experiment on my face once I'm alone but if someone gets home will rush to wash it all off before they get to see me, and it's not like it's something I wasn't allowed to do as a kid or teenager so I don't get why I do that! And even tho I love goth makeup and corpse paint I rarely do it and would never go in public wearing it!

I also had a friend who told me about a similar experience so... I don't think we're getting to a conclusion here, but that's really interesting...

- P.

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So my dad kicked me out again while saying transphobic shit. After that my girlfriend came back from the hospital and we talked and she told me she had an argument with HER dad because he was saying transphobic shit about ME! Tf is wrong with older men? I'm quite literally just trying to exist!

- P.

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Just saw Pigeon on the street! He had a cigarette in hand and red earphones that matched his nail polish. That looked really cool by the way.

We barely had time to talk because we were crossing the street. But I was freezing and I'm pretty sure it showed. It's so cold!

~ O.

Your description of me is so cool lol I feel like a book character.

I wasn't exactly in a rush but apparently you were so I didn't have time to say much :P

- P.

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What are those last two posts supposed to mean?!

~ O.

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I'll miss my dog

- P.

Is Snowy okay?

~ O.

(Yes my dog was fine guys)

- P.

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I'm the easiest mf to groom and I'm 21

-P.

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Btw, reddit is NOT a reliable source, stop being stupid and falling for google AI slop y'all.

- P.

I remember when AI used to take reddit seriously and create those "one reddit user says" kinda crap. Doesn't happen as often anymore, does it?

~ O.

It does, and people use it to justify their stupidity

- P.

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Every time I don't reply to my mom she thinks I just kms... Normally I'm just cooking or watching TV.

- P.

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I'm not okay bro. When I was at the hospital my parents would visit and tell me "don't worry about finding a job now rn! Just focus on college!"

And now that I'm back? They keep pressuring me! And I'm really having a hard time trying to find a job, not because I don't want one, but because nobody will hire me! And I feel guilty about it! And at the same time I have to hear my parents telling me I'm a lazy piece of shit, and it's starting to get in my head! Now I DO feel like a useless fucker.

Back in their days you just needed to walk in a place with your resume and BOOM you're employed! Now I have a job interview with an AI that doesn't understand shit about what I said.

- P.

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Me hyperfocusing is already scary on its own, but on medication? OMG I turn into a mindless machine, I won't even blink, and I'll only notice this because of my eyes getting dry af.

So what should I do with this super power? Focus on my chores and college stuff? Naah, rhythm games!!

- P.

Rhythm games are the best use for that for sure. But please remember to eat and drink water!

~ O.

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There's an old woman beside me on the bus and she keeps doing the cross sign... Yes, I'm a demon.

- P.

🤘🤘🤘🤘

~ O.

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Why do old people idolize AI?

- P.

My mom can't tell those AI reels apart from real videos, and she gets all sad when I tell her they're not real. :( But I still think she should know.

~ O.

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I just wanna shove my face on a pair of tits :,(

- P.

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Once I turn 40 (if I get there) I'll start dressing like a cowboy, I want to be Arthur from red dead redemption.

- P.

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I was a sonic kid with unlimited internet access in 2013, nothing can shock me anymore.

- P.

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I hate how pickles get warm inside the burger.

- P.

They what? Wait, what?

~ O.

Wait, did you think this had some double meaning? No I mean exactly what you read. Yk most of the time pickles are kept inside the fridge, so they're cold, but when you get a cheeseburger at McDonald's and there's pickles inside, normally the burger is warm, so it warms the pickles up and it's gross.

That's it... There's no double meaning, actually there's not even a meaning for this.

- P.

No, it's just that I never had warm pickles. I don't know if it's because I eat fast, but they're always still cold. Never even thought that they could get warm O.o

~ O.

You're eating cold burgers twin, I'm so sorry

- P.