"[name] is a little weenie."
"this is just real life, man."
"will they take the bait?"
"you look like an ai generated disney channel extra."
"i guess it'll be my turn."
"you give me so much shit, and then you can't even deliver."
"youtube is an open canvas right now."
"you're renting sex and the city on youtube?"
"he's spreading the good word."
"you just have to give them all your information."
"do you feel good looking like that?"
"how funny would it be if we put a full rack of ribs out?"
"somehow, this guy got worse."
"they're cooking, but it's really tiny."
"we're talking sports, we're talking fish, we're talking trucks."
"i'm just trying to bridge the gap here."
"and that's from my personal life!"
"i love that you're that way."
"i've given them chapstick and six celcius cans."
"sluts love dry shampoo!"
"it's been sixteen years."
"the world did not end, i'm so sorry."
"i don't need to hear about your kinks."
"why would anyone wanna' watch that?"
"we did an absolute crazy thing."
"we really hit rock bottom."
"we're all friends who love each other unconditionally."
"your internalized misogyny is about to be externalized pain!"
"my grandpa is funnier than you!"
"expand and grow yourself."
"you look like russell crowe right now."
"i got my bare ass on tv."
"[name]'s voice is super daddy."
"that is not what i thought his voice would sound like."
"i don't think you should eat it."
"they're giving babygirl, which i think they'd be so happy to hear."
"what do we think that even means?"
"they're just talking and walking and they're moving fast."
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