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If it's okay to ask, why did you put one of your fanfics (the silver and gold one) as for users only?

Oh, it's totally okay to ask! It's cause an AI scraped AO3 of the public works, so I put all of my fics as user only in case something like that happened again :(

#asks #anonymous #pom chats

one-time-i-dreamt

Obi-Wan Kenobi lectured Anakin Skywalker about his weed habit in the drive through at a Del Taco and Anakin responded by saying, “Do you have any idea how much my life fucking sucks right now?”

love-stone

This wasn’t just a dream, it was your brain accessing deleted scenes from the Lucasfilm vaults

kalak

Luke was an invasive species in the tatooine ecosystem if you think about it, like he grew up in a space deathworld full of bounty hunters and slavers and this pansy boy was like ugh.... this place is so boring.. nothing to do... what do you MEAN you moisture boy sandstorms come in once a month there's the constant danger of tusken raiders jabba tries to raise the water tax every other week there's a fight in the marketplace every single day, what do you MEAN its boring

He shot womprats in his spare time and he was like oh.. so boring.. so bland :((( meanwhile the womprats are feral creatures the size of a wolf that can bite your head off, he threaded the needle with his skyhopper in breakneck speed and he was like :] fun and wacky activities to do with your friends,, seriously it's no wonder that he took all the wacky jedi stuff in stride because that's literally what's normal for him. Insane stuff happening all around him is just another Taungsday, he did shit like this every day after his chores were done on Tatooine. As a jedi he's like oh golly gee! Another beautiful day of smashing stuff and raising hell! His head is full of flowers. But those flowers are carnivorous and also insane

jigokuhana

BP AU - Meeting

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and-the-rest-of-the-universe

I’m watching Sword Art Online: Progressive and… this. This is what I’ve missed so much from early SAO. Never mind that it’s literally a retelling of Aincrad from Asuna’s POV.

It’s about how high the stakes are. It’s about people who logged onto a game looking for fun and adventure only to find themselves trapped in a dangerous fantasy world. It’s about life and death. It’s about war. It’s about mistakes. It’s about kindness. It’s about trust. It’s about grief. It’s about survival. It’s about humanity.

It’s about a rich girl trying to please everyone around her.

It’s about a lonely boy trying to keep everyone alive.

And he saves a pretty girl and he can’t even look her in the eye because he’s fourteen and knows nothing about girls and it’s not like he saved her because she’s a pretty girl and here have as many of my healing potions as you want and I’ll take you back to the safe zone and it’s cool if not and it’s dangerous so here take this map!

And he tries to sheath his sword but keeps missing the scabbard because he’s just a blushing fourteen year old boy trapped in a death game trying to look cool in front of a pretty girl who won’t stop staring at him.