Cere-bro ♥ ♥ ♥

So I look up, and who is standing over me but Captain America? So he throws his shield at me and I duck and it hits a tank of a viral diarrehic agent. Brother, let me tell you, you haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Captain America leave the scene of a fight because he’s gotta — and I do mean GOTTA — empty his bowels. M!A: Open var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5061783"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=Friend or Enemy&e2=Friends or Enemies&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3002556"; fhsh.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=Visits from Old Pals&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

[pool-daddy-blog]

Logging off.

“I’m going! But if you want a starter like this and do it when I can. Chow!”

[pool-daddy-blog]

quickism:

“You still kill INNOCENT people. Don’t try to justify your actions by saying you do not murder children or animals.” He sighed, frustratedly. “You need to be locked up, somewhere you can’t ever escape from.”

“Okay give me someone that is innocent that I killed. Because I am sometimes confused by the definition.”

[ifellinthefandom]

Looking for the fluff instead of the smut

[pool-daddy-blog]

ifellinthefandom:

[pool-daddy-blog]

Deathpool x Hawkeye

[pool-daddy-blog]

hawkeyeagentbarton:

“Nice. I just came back from a mission in italy and wanted to go and eat some tacos now. Do you want to join me?”

“SWEeeet! You should tell me all about it. And did you have to ask? Of course I want some tacos. Doing the normal way or in ‘style’?”

[pool-daddy-blog]

Headcanons: #1

Deadpool loves animals. In fact he would not kill them and even save them from harm. One of his favorites is Clint’s dog Lucky and would pet him when they meet up and even feed him treats once he gets the chance. In fact one time Clint got on his behind for feeding Lucky to much treats.

[drateeny]

[pool-daddy-blog]

bootyscientist:

he missed and smooth tried to play it off

[pool-daddy-blog]

dredsina:

me: *sees a group post from my favorite thing but my favorite character is nowhere in sight*

me:

[neun-deserrat-blog]

Free For All Friday!

[pool-daddy-blog]

neun-deserrat:

Anything and everything is fair game, anon is on for Neun and timory-taupin.

[restoreour-innocence]

[pool-daddy-blog]

restoreour-innocence:

Sooner or later, they will meet the t w i n s . . .

[angstmemes]

Send me two names and my muse will tell you who they’d save if they could only save one.

[pool-daddy-blog]

musingsforrp:

                        кเรร ๓є ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜsᴀɴᴅ sтαяs

[illyakouryakin]

[pool-daddy-blog]

aesorias:

The price of freedom is high; it always has been. But it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

[pool-daddy-blog]

Deathpool x Hawkeye

[pool-daddy-blog]

hawkeyeagentbarton:

pool-daddy:

hawkeyeagentbarton 

Deapool brings his mask up a bit to show his lips as he starts to do sighn language. “Yo what’s up Clint?”

“Nothing much.” Clint answered signing the words while he spoke. “What about you.”

“Cool.” He continues to two way communication of talking and using his hands. “I am good. Just finished a job.”

[nuclearphysicistbanner-deactiva]

[pool-daddy-blog]

nuclearphysicistbanner:

“All right, so I’m not the wisecracking super-type, like Spider-Man! Gamma rays gave me muscles, not a sense of humor.”

[pool-daddy-blog]

quickism:

“You are a psycho. You kill for FUN. You enjoy it. Don’t tell me that is not crazy. It is.”

“Okay, I am a psycho. And I kill for fun.” To a point, he has a limit though and who. “To a point it is, if you like to kill anything. Which, I don’t. Would I kill puppies and kids? No, hot girls, no...okay if they want me dead than maybe.”

[pool-daddy-blog]

askmaroonuzumaki:

pool-daddy:

askmaroonuzumaki:

“What?!” Who was this kid?

“And I thought your more of a 4th wall breaker, oh well”

“….I am.” He was confused on what the other was trying to say.

“then do you know THIS?” he charged a kamehameha wave, waiting to release it.

He points, his other hand grabs his head. “DRAGON BALL Z!”

[pool-daddy-blog]

askmaroonuzumaki:

“What?!” Who was this kid?

“And I thought your more of a 4th wall breaker, oh well”

“....I am.” He was confused on what the other was trying to say.