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Kms why do I ship this sm

[poolofspiderdust]

If you had the chance to change ur fate

WOODJA

[gamoraiswhy-deactivated20190530]

Do we ever pause to think about the poor nine-year-olds that can’t wait to see Avengers: Endgame? They got dressed up in their Spider-Man hoodie and baseball caps are raving on about how excited they are for a new superhero movie. Once they get into that theater they are going to be torn down and broken. If Infinity War gave me depression, what about the kids? What about the poor kids who just want to see Tony and Cap be best friends!? What about them!? In this essay-

[poolofspiderdust]

Stop it.

[incorrectmcustuff]

Loki: i did something awful.

Thor: do you want to talk about it?

Loki:

Thor:

Loki: nah

[incorrectmcustuff]

[did Steve use ‘whom’ correctly - a debate]

Bruce: it’s 'whom’ when it’s the object of the sentence and 'who’ when it’s the subject.

Thor: that sounds right.

Clint: well it SOUNDS right but is it

Natasha: did Steve use it as an object?

Tony: Steve used ME as an object

[incorrectmcustuff]

Thor: …what happens to the car if you press both the brake and accelerator at the same time

Peter: it takes a screenshot

Thor: it does a what now

[i-am-vail]

If I had to see it, y’all have to see it too.

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[mr-arthur-morgan]

I am living for these Ant Man expanding in Thanos’ ass memes

[poolofspiderdust]

I-

[incorrectmcustuff]

Peter, every time he makes a minor mistake: not to be homophobic but I hate myself

[incorrectmcustuff]

who will defeat thanos? wrong answers only

[poolofspiderdust]

Mr. Clean

[incorrectmcustuff]

“You’re making me beat up grass!” (Rocket Raccoon, Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)) is such an outrageously underrated line, like jesus CHRIST i cry about it sometimes

[heathledgers]

What would Cap’s Tinder profile look like?

[knightwayne]

No one could have done better. I could have done better.

[earth-best-defender]

Ellen: So I heard you want to have a happy life with kids

Tony: Yeah, I do

Portal appears where both Stephen and Peter exit from

Tony: omg Ellen you didn’t-!!

[strangemischief]

Bruce: We think you have PTSD.

Tony: Yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick.

Stephen: I think you also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Tony: Stephanie, I don’t think you understand how clever what I just said was.

[incorrectmcustuff]

i heard that if you talk shit about my faves mantis will kick your name and take your ass so i wouldn’t if i were you

[midtownsparker]

every time your phone autocorrects tony to “tiny” steve rogers shows up crying and agreeing vehemently

[incorrectmcustuff]

i swear to god when i get bitten by that fucking radioactive spider it’s over for you hoes

[incorrectmcustuff]

i wonder how the avengers would react if they knew “[insert literally anything] will defeat thanos” was one of the biggest fucking memes in our world

[almostcompletelyavengers-blog]

The best is when its somthing only true marvel fans would get

[incorrectmcustuff]

tumblr: clint will single handedly defeat thanos from the vents

clint: will i tho?