asleep in the sand

I haven’t been on tumblr in 7 years. Gimme a minute

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[possessive-suggestions]

I can’t wait to sink my teeth into your throat, to taste the intimate iron of your blood. I am yours, but more importantly, you are mine.

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

This image needs to be utilized on this website more often

[powerfulwizard]

It’s to remind weird ass nerds that they’re weird ass nerds and that this is the exact reaction they’d get for some of the weird ass nerd shit they say if they said it in person

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[pleatedjeans]

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[catingas]

me: *makes up some bullshit to deny the deaths of my faves*

me: theres no tragic endings for LGBT characters on my yard

[bowhatelse-art]

WIP Aaa I just finished both the Life is strange games and I love Chloe and Rachel so much!

[wingedcorgi]

the Arcadia Baes

[constable-frozen]

V.A.T.S.

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I asked my co-worker who’s show we’re working today and he said “I don’t know some fuckin children’s band” and it was imagine dragons

[beachdeath]

i sincerely just got an e-mail alert from fanfiction.net letting me know that a draco/hermione fic i subscribed to in the tenth fucking grade just updated for the first time in six years and it really feels like my devastatingly uncool fifteen-year-old self just traveled through time to punch me in the face

[setheverman]

video game christmas music

[dinobot711]

[octopodhotrod]

[preachelectric]

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

[chonce]

twilight’s soundtrack didn’t have to go as hard as it did… decode by paramore? supermassive black hole by muse? roslyn by bon iver and st vincent?? breaking my little middle schooler heart despite not once experiencing love? iconic

[chonce]

how dare i forget a classic… eyes on fire by blue foundation as all of the sparkly whites dramatically walked into the lunch room… incredible

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.