[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[pwesident]

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

[snotdad]

the what

[pwesident]

yeah

[fhlostonsparadise]

[plum-soup]

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

[one-venti-neurosis]

their what now?

[confusedbyinterface]

[everythingfox]

Who needs a wool bed when you have a sheep

(via)

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[mojoflower]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[everythingfox]

Swirly boy

(via)

[sandandglass]

[cwhapd]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

!!! CONTROVERSIAL OPINION INCOMING … WATCH OUT !!!

There could be trees on the moon and we just can’t see them with our telescopes. After all, how many telescopes were designed to look at trees?

[maxknightley]

Our eyes are very good at seeing trees, and I’ve seen the moon many times. Where would they be?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe your eyes are good at seeing trees that you’ve seen, but the moon probably has trees that you haven’t seen. I mean, think about it. All the trees you’ve ever seen in your life are trees that you have seen… for all you know, you could be completely blind to trees that you haven’t seen

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[cwhapd]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[everythingfox]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

A shitten.

[disgustinganimals]

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended