DIO'S #1 FAN

HELLO. I AM NUKESAKU. I AM A HUMBLE SERVANT OF LORD DIO AND PROBABLY THE COOLEST VAMPIRE YOU'LL EVER GET THE PLEASURE TO MEET. IT'S BORING SITTING IN THIS DUSTY OLD MANSION ALL DAY. SEND ME SOME QUESTIONS SO I DON'T BLOW MY BRAINS OUT.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

But you already knew that in your heart of hearts, didn’t you?

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

Heyyyy @poorlydrawnanasui here’s your Secretttt Sannntaaaa!

Sorry it’s so late and sorry I’m so dead, I’m real busy with a ton of shit right now so I’ll try and get back to Nukey when I have the time. For now, here’s some shit you can goggle at or whatever. So uhhh bye.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

how do you do the thing where you stick to the walls? o:

WHY? LOOKING TO LEARN THE TRADE FROM OLD MAN NUKESAKU? LOOKING TO TAKE OVER WHEN I RETIRE? WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUCKO.

I’M *NEVER* GOING TO STOP CLIMBING ON WALLS.

AND THERE’S. *NOTHING.* YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

(NOTE: TERENCE PLEASE STOP TRYING TO HIT ME WITH A BROOM, IT IS *VERY* RUDE.)

[badlydrawndevo]

poorlydrawnnukesaku never skip his legs day

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

THIS IS A PERFECT AND 100% ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME, THANK YOU DEVO, THANK YOU EVERYONE.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

how do you feel about bees

I’M NOT A FAN.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

((Got a few free days ahead of me.))

((Let’s get back to work.))

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

『UPDATE 001』

((God I fucking love corner brackets, they’re so cool. And hey, It’s been a little bit over a month since I started this blog and oh MAN has it fucking exploded, I seriously cannot overstate how surprised I am that I broke triple digits a mere few weeks after I started this little escapade. I already talked about this though, what’s this post about, you may be asking yourself. Well, I’m starting school soon. Not imaginary fake school that doesn’t exist but real actually 100% physical actual school. And while I’m but no means shutting down the blog, Know that this will mean a SIGNIFICANT slow down in content I can pump out of my body. Hopefully you can find it in yourself to forgive me for the next few slow months. Though, since my ask box is completely empty, I doubt this will change much anyway. You can’t tell right now but I’m winking a lot and nudging the closest object to me repeatedly with my elbow. Alright so I think that’s it. Alright. Bye.))

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

Did you know we already have a manga club? We could join forces and make an even bigger club.

REALLY? WELL I MUST LOOK LIKE A PRIZED ASSHOLE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. BUT I WILL ACCEPT YOUR OFFER AND TOGETHER WE WILL ERADICATE ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE US AND OUR SUPERIOR TASTE.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

CLASS IS IN SESSION, MOTHEFUCKERS. THAT'S RIGHT BUDDY 'O PAL 'O FRIEND-'O-MINE, I'M ENROLLING IN YOUR PATHETIC SCHOOL AND YOU *BETTER BELIEVE* I'M GOING TO SPICE UP THE JOINT WITH MY NATURAL TALENT AND RUGGEDLY HANDSOME GOOD-LOOKS. AND WHAT'S MORE, I, NUKESAKU, AM FOUNDING THE OFFICIAL 『HIGH SCHOOL ANIME CLUB.』 I CAN FEEL YOUR JAW DROPPING TO THE FLOOR AS MY MANSION HOUSE SHAKES VIGOROUSLY. ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN. ACTUALLY NO, FUCK YOU, IT'S JUST ANIME CLUB. YOU KNOW WHAT ANIME CLUB IS YOU STUPID SHIT. AND YOU ALSO SIMILARLY KNOW HOW COOL SAID ANIME CLUB IS. ANIME IS JUST COOL, *NO EXCEPTION*! ANY ONE WHO LIKES ANIME IS TRUE. THAT'S A FACT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, SUCH A SWEEPING STATEMENT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TRUE. BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG KIDDO! ANIME MAKES YOU COOL, EVEN IF YOU'RE A SAD PEICE OF SHIT, THE MOMENT YOU GAZE ON THOSE SWEET, SWEET CHINESE ENTERTAINMENT YOU KNOW YOUR LIFE IS CHANGING FOR THE BETTER. THAT IS A FUCKING FACT. IT'S 100% PITCH PERFECT ACCURATE AND ONLY A FOOL WOULD DOUBT IT. FUCK YOU, WHERE WAS I? OH YEAH, I OWN ANIME CLUB. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS. I OWN ANIME CLUB AND IF YOU ALSO ENJOY SIMILARLY MAJESTIC EASTERN MASTERPIECES YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO STOP BY AFTER SCHOOL AND WE CAN DISCUSS GENERIC FLAVOR OF THE MONTH SHOWS AND OTHER SHIT THAT MATTERS. NUKESAKU, OUT.

NO, WAIT, NOT OUT. I FORGOT I HAVE TO TYPE OUT SOME SHIT ABOUT ME SO YOU ALL KNOW JUST WHO EXACTLY YOU'RE DEALING WITH. WELL CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS BUDDY BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE. I'M BASICALLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS THING, AS EXPLAINED IN THE ABOVE PICTURE. NOTE THE RELAXED EXPRESSION, THE GENTLE AND FRIENDLY YET COOL AND RESERVED STANCE, THE BIG DICK. THESE ARE ALL MARKINGS OF AN EXTREMELY COOL KID, WHICH I, NUKESAKU, AM CERTAINLY. *I'M A PRETTY BIG FUCKING DEAL*, PROBABLY THE BIGGEST IN FACT. I HAVE NEVER MET A BIGGER DEAL BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, ACTUALLY! I AM SOMEONE COMPLETELY DESERVING OF YOUR ADMIRATION AND RESPECT, AND YOUR RESPECT I SHALL HAVE. ALRIGHT LET'S CLOSE THIS CLOWN CIRCUS DOWN.

SO IN REVIEW, I AM A PARAGON OF PERFECTION AND I'M GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL ALSO I LIKE ANIME. NUKESAKU OUT FOR REAL THIS TIME.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

Have you ever gone on any dates with hot vampire babes?

NOT YET, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT TRYING!

BY THE WAY ANON, IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A HOT VAMPIRE BABE YOURSELF, PLEASE PERSONAL MESSAGE ME AND WE CAN GET TOGETHER SOMETIME, IF YOU’D LIKE. :)

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Draw the squad like this

[badlydrawnmariah]

ochocolatemilko:

badlydrawnmariah pls

wish granted youngin’

Version 2:

poorlydrawndio , poorlydrawnnukesaku, badlydrawnholhorse , badlydrawnvanilla-ice , badlydrawnmidler, badlydrawnalessi , badlydrawndevo , badlydrawnoingo , badlydrawnboingo & badlydrawnmannishboy

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

I’M BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO.

AND THIS TIME I’M IN THE MOOD.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

do you wish you want a stand?

N-NOT REALLY ANYMORE.

. I’VE KIND OF GOTTEN OVER THAT.

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

Every night I feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers. The comrades I've lost, the body I've lost, it won't stop hurting, it's like they are all still here. You feel it too, don't you?

...THE COMRADES I’VE LOST...

*OH GOD, NOT AGAIN.*

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

Do you have a fursona?

OF COURSE, I’M NOT SOME UNCIVILIZED FUCKING PIG.

ISN’T HE *BEAUTIFUL*??

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

For someone who can turn into a cute girl you're pretty ugly yourself LMAO

U-UGLY?

[poorlydrawnnukesaku]

POP OPEN A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, WE FUCKING DID IT. THAT IS TO SAY, I DID IT. I’M THE BESTEST VAMPIRE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND THE MOST LOVABLE CHARACTER IN MANGA HISTORY. IT’S OFFICIAL.

THANKS BOZOS FOR FOLLOWING THIS BLOG AND AND HOPEFULLY I’LL GET MORE ASKS SOON SO I CAN UPDATE MORE REGULARLY. WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE SEND ME ASK PLEASE GOD I’M SO LONELY.