When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

Girl if we got along better we'd be dope.

[tohkyo]

[catchymemes]

[tombstonetourism]

A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.

[ocean-watcher]

Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.

[joe-bee-richter-deactivated2020]

if you sit there you belong to the fae

[jewishdragon]

That’s the Fae’s problem

[koracs]

That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it.

[lolfactory]

[evil-britney]

if the other half was illuminated, it would be just as interesting. BRO FOOD

[adventures-in-therapy]

When I’m in a bad place and someone asks me if I’ve given up:

[softwaring]

[yeopposcya]

[bvlma]

[seabassapologist]

Which Nicki Minaj song is this from

[poem2-deactivated20140115]

[george-cumby]

sassy Ophelia

[xander1137]

[monkey-in-glasses]

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

[neckkiss]

BYE,BYE.

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[nirvanasoul785]

[pois0niv3y]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

[instantwaffles-deactivated20190]

I have no impulse control

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

I would lay down my life for you

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

me at 4 in the morning

[may]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents