POPCORN

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[dustysalmon]

Steb - The Dirt Under Your Nails

[pawbeanies]

my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[luciacaminoz]

agent m(otherfucker)

[sermna]

Farah my darling my bestie 😍

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[popoyeah]

i need twitter to fix its ass rn......

[littlestpersimmon]

Cascade

[artofchira]

Scum Villain Self-Saving System.

A 7/9 Recovery AU where Shen Qingqiu is saved and rehabilitated with Yue Qingyuan… I want good things for them.

[yabuharaebizo]

[nylilcosmos]

babygirl kar'niss

[senes-aeterni]

[leopardmuffinxo]

Kar'niss 🕷

[velnna]

Pretty flowers for my pretty drider

[thetrashppl]

*kar'niss has taken a liking to you*

*perhaps a bit too intensely*

[yabuharaebizo]