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HAVE YALL SEEN THIS ONE 🤯
Be careful pulling out your magnet in public 👀
life hack to avoid a felony
bring a container of pasta
put ur magnet in pasta
been doing this for 20 years hasn’t failed me once
I got another for y’all....
S T E A L F R O M O L D N A V Y 2 0 1 9
I got you fam
Lifting has made me super generous
At my mall, we have trees with felt ornaments with both needs and wants of local children who are in need. And something drew me to it today and I grabbed an ornament from a 13 year old girl who’s only requests were a sports bra and hygiene items as needs, and art supplies as a want. Something hit me in the heart and i knew I had to spoil this girl
I didnt take pics or do a price thing because I’m lazy, but I will at least lift what I’ve gotten for her
2 p!nk sports bras (she listed just D but no band size, so I got mediums since they fit me and I’m DD)
2 p!nk boyshort panties
A big water bottle
A unicorn umbrella (rains a lot here, always nice to have)
A five pack of Steven universe ankle socks
A babw rose shower gel
A babw love rose and vanilla body cream
A bubble face mask (I have the same one and I love it)
A vanilla lip balm
I’ll def be getting her some art stuff at m!ch@els and some of their stocking stuffers like socks and a hat
Okay I’m def doing this 🥰
every lifter should do this
#Goals #ICantThinkOfACatchyHashtagRightNowButWeNeedTakeThisHappen
The Ulta facial lifting method! ✌❀
Alright fuckers, here is the long awaited facial method break down post at last! Sorry this took so long, I’m a lazy bitch.
I’m actually surprised that I got out and tried it out so quickly, didn’t expect to be able to make it to Ulta that soon but I had a free afternoon/evening and the car so I went for it!
First, I called my Ulta to find out if they had facilities for facials and such and they did! Then I scheduled and appointment for a 5:30 facial. The facial I chose was the Dermalogica Clear Skin Teen Treatment and it’s 25 dollars, no tax or anything. They’ll ask you if you want to leave a tip for your dermatologist, if you’ve got the moolah do it because it’s a nice thing and it makes you seem even friendlier. I returned a naked palette for store credit and had them add the money to a merchandise credit card, which I think is re-loadable.
I got there intentionally with about 20-30 minutes to spare before my appointment so I had time to browse around and put what I was going to lift in my shopping bag. The key to this part is making sure you put what you’re actually going to take at the bottom of the bag and covering it with other bulky, attention grabbing things that will mask the absence of those things after you conceal them. If you’re planning on using this method to take a lot of things, make sure take enough nonsense items to cover them up. Thinks like cotton balls, hair things, face masks, even a hair straightener or something bulky like that since it will take attention of anything else in the bag.
Then I walked up to the little counter they had at the salon in the back of the shop and checked in for my facial. The dermatologist was standing right and told me I was the one my appointment was with, she was a really nice and experienced older woman, so sweet. There was a teeny little bit of awkward waffling over my bags (I had my regular big ass Zara bag [which she complimented me on, she fucking LOVED it] to conceal in and the bag with the actual merchandise in it) and at first she was going to saw “You can leave your bags out here” and then she realised that made no sense and said “Oh, you can bring them in with you.” Just be firm about bringing it in with you, don’t even ask if you can, just hold it like you weren’t even thinking about it.
She’ll have you sit at one of the little tables and fill out a form about your skin and such. Then she’ll take you into the little side room where they do the facial and stuff, explain what your facial will entail and then she’ll leave the room to let you get undress and wrap your towel around yourself. This is the moment when you’ll conceal your stuff. Be quick about it because you’ll have about five minutes to finish because she’ll knock and maybe peek her head in to see if you’re ready but do not make a ruckus. Take of some of your clothes (and don’t wear an outfit with too many pieces) so it won’t seem like you were just standing there the whole time. Just be focused and efficient and you’ll be more than fine. When you’re done concealing your stuff, put both bags up on the counter, the merchandise bag behind your bag, and finish getting undressed and put the towel on.
After that, you’re basically done. From there, she’ll have you lie down on the little bed where you relax to get your facial. It’s really fun and super relaxing, she’ll cleanse and moisturize your face and massage it, it feels really good. She told me I had beautiful skin (which is something a lot of people tell me for some reason lmao) and gave me lots of tips on maintaining good skin which included preaching the importance of sunscreen and staying away from harmful UV rays.
After the facial is over, she’ll leave the room again so you can get dressed which is another chance for you to conceal more items if you want (I didn’t). After you get dressed, you’ll go to the counter and she’ll print you a ticket to pay for the facial with at the registers. She’ll probably chat you up a little like she did with me. She had me schedule a follow up appointment, you can choose whether or not you want to do that. After that, I walked around a little more and found more things I wanted and conceal them in my usual blind spot. Another SA complimented me on my UO necklace and was ecstatic when I told her I got it recently. I can’t stress enough how important it is to be nice and courteous to SAs, most of them are good people and it really makes their day, as well as keeps the suspicion off of you as you do your pretty bandit thing around the shop.
When I was done concealing, I went up to the front registers and paid for my facial! The whole process, including my browsing at the beginning but not my extra browsing at the end, took about 50 minutes-an hour so make sure you’ve go the time. It’s as simple as that! Not only do you get pretty things, you get a nice (free!) facial out of it as well!
What did you do with the extra stuff in your basket? Ditch it?
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This tip is a lifesaver
My Purse Method
So as many of you know, about a month ago I was caught and arrested. Obviously, I’m far too skittish to really lift much anymore, which is probably for my own good. Once I see how my trial plays out I’ll probably consider participating once again. However, I still love looking at everyone’s hauls on here, and I do enjoy sharing my experience and knowledge with those who are interested, so I figured I’d keep my blog active and stick around.
Many of you have asked about my method of acquiring designer purses. I’d told everyone to ask me privately, and have since then failed to respond to all of my DMs because, well, I was in jail, and afterwards I was naturally somewhat bitter and reluctant to return to tumblr, as I didn’t feel comfortable talking about what had happened to me, nor did I want to see everyone’s pretty hauls, since I knew I would kick myself for having made such stupid mistakes which have now deprived me of the courage/ ability to lift such nice things for myself. I’m sure you can all understand. But now that I’m alright and feel that I can handle myself I’m very happy to be back. Rather than answering everyone’s DMs individually, I’ve decided to post this publicly, since I have nothing left to lose. Additionally, I should clarify that I was NOT caught lifting purses. I’ll go over my arrest in a separate post. I’m not saying that this method is fool proof, but I have yet to have any issues executing it. Let me start off by saying that I derived some of the basic techniques I’m about to explain to you from an entirely separate post I found on here many months ago. I can’t remember who posted it, so unfortunately, I cannot credit whoever originally shared some of this information. The post I’m referring to went over techniques for lower end bags, from stores like Target, H&M, and Francesca’s, if I remember correctly. I’ve had success at Nordstrom, Bloomingdale’s, and Macy’s (though I advise everyone to stay FAR AWAY from here, PLEASE). YOU WILL NEED 2 SHOPPING BAGS. A coat is optional. While a hook/ magnet will help, this can be done with wire cutters as well. On more than one occasion, I’ve seen purses with no tags at all. I personally advise doing this at Nordstrom, as they don’t hook their purses to displays requiring an SA to unlock it (as Macy’s does). Nordstrom will typically use a small white pencil tag requiring a MAGNET or wire cutters, Bloomingdales and Macy’s alike will typically use tags that require a HOOK or wire cutters. If you have neither, SOME tags (usually the white pencil ones) can be removed by placing the tag on a hook in the dressing room (so that the purse is suspended), and twisting hard enough to pop the tag off. I do not recommend this, as it takes too long in my opinion. If you have access to scissors, you CAN REMOVE THESE TAGS. It will take some time, but it is possible. You start by cutting through the plastic coating. Once you get to the wire, do NOT attempt to simply cut through the entire thing, because it will not work. You will notice that, rather than being one large wire, it is actually composed of many small ones. Maneuver your scissors between the wires, separating 2-3 from the entire bunch. Use a good amount of force with the scissors and it will cut through them. Work your way through the bundle of wires until you’ve cut through them all, and you’re done. Just be VERY cautious of SA’s and try not to make too much noise. Also, be careful with the wires, as they’re very sharp once they’ve been cut. They’ll both scrape you and stick to clothing. Alright, so in most department stores, the purse section is located on the first floor. Start off with your two shopping bags on the crook of your arm. Make your way over and pick out whichever purse you would like. Obviously make sure that you do not already have a purse on you, which would look super sus. Additionally, make sure that no SAs are watching you as you physically pick up the purse. They are quite attentive, and I have reason to believe they may make commission, so if they believe you’re interested in purchasing the specific purse you’re trying to lift, not only will they customer service you to death/ offer to hold it at the register for you, but they will also be sus of you when that purse goes missing. So, when no one is looking (or at least no employees), pick up the purse and place it on the crook of your arm, in front of your two shopping bags. Casually leave the purse department and make your way to the escalator. More often than not, the dressing rooms will be on the second floor, which is where you’ll be heading next. This next step is the one that I find to be the most important of all, it could make or break it entirely. It is crucial to wait until you are at least mostly out of view of the cameras. Usually, once you’re half way up the escalator, it’s pretty hard for any cameras or SAs to see you. Quickly and discreetly, move your purse and shopping bags around so that the purse rests in between the two shopping bags, in the crook of your arm. It sometimes helps to have a sweater draped over your arm/ bags, as to better conceal the purse. Once you’re on the second floor, shop around a little. Grab various articles of clothing to try on, making sure you grab at least one article (a coat, pants, etc.) with pockets to leave the tag in. Head to the dressing room, untag as you please, and discard the tag in a pair of pants/ coats/ etc. If you’re going to lift any clothes along with your purse, I advise concealing them in the purse that you’re lifting. Why? Because if something goes wrong, or you get a bad feeling, it allows you to ditch ALL of the merch at once, simply by leaving the purse. If this is what you are doing, remove some (or all) of the stuffing inside of the purse and put it in one of your shopping bags, but whatever you do, DO NOT leave it behind in the dressing room. Once you’re ready to leave, place your bags and purse on the crook of your arm once again (with the purse concealed between the two bags), drape your coat back over your arm if you please. Do NOT hand the article of clothing with the discarded tag to an SA. If they ask about it/ offer to hold it at the register for you, just say it’s a “maybe” and that you “want to hold on to it so that you can find some other pieces to match it”. Shop around a little more, putting the article of clothing with the extra tag back where you found it (not at the front of the rack), and then make your way to an exit. I advise parking close to an exit, but not too close (you don’t want LP taking down your plate numbers) and not in sight of a camera (for the same reason). As you’re about to exit, take note of your surroundings. LP will generally be dressed in plain clothes as normal shoppers. They will always have some form of communication with one another (typically a phone). If anyone seems to be following you while constantly on their phone, they may be on to you. LP will not stop you until you’ve exited the store. This means, if they ARE on to you, they will be waiting outside of the exit for you. If you see anything like this, I advise dropping the purse and coming back another day. This has never happened to me while lifting purses, but this IS what happened to me when I got caught lifting other things (once again, making dumb mistakes and not taking my own advice). I saw the guy before I left the store, and had second thoughts/ almost turned back, but I didn’t, and I’m kicking myself for it now. Once you’re out, I advise putting the purse/ other lifted things in you trunk, as police cannot search your trunk or glovebox (if it’s locked) without a warrant. And that’s that! If anyone has any further questions I’d be happy to answer them. And as I said before, I’ll be making a separate post about how I got caught, in hopes of potentially helping everyone avoid some of the mistakes I unfortunately made that night. Stay safe lovelies ~
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I feel lame when my outfit isn’t totally lifted
reposting bc it’s from outside the community but !!! mood
Day 1 of editing basic memes to fit the lifting community
18+ members of the lîfting community!!
Hey all, I know you’re out there! Nothing against the younger members, but I’d like a few other adults to chat with. Please reblog if you’re an 18+ lîfter! I’m thinking about starting a discord server for us as well.
2 Alarm Tags
Guys, I’m dying. This site has way better how-to videos on removing tags with magnets than I ever will. #research
http://www.alphaworld.com/en/our-solutions/instructional-product-videos/
^^^^^^^^^^^ holy shit they’re making this too easy
lmao
Yesssssss
This is the holy fricking grail.
Everyone who lifts needs this NOW
PSA
I saw someone ask for advice on returning stolen things to the wall of mart…. so I wanted to make a post about my “younger” years and how I survived my parents kicking me out and having to live in a one bedroom apartment with 4 other people…
I lived with ACTUAL criminals- so I learned a lot of life tricks from them, one of them being- returing goods to wàlllllllmärt in exchange for a gift card….
The good thing about their gift cards is that it can be used on food, alcohol, nicotine products AND GAS FOR YOUR FUCKING CAR. As long as the gas is from the Mürphy gas station which is usually located in their parking lot….
Anywhooo- here’s how to do it….
Step one- you have to steal a few things. I prefer makeup because it’s easy and foundations are usually $10 a piece and you can return them saying you were trying different shades and went with the one you liked the best. Or you can pick a few clothing items likes jeans and return those. The key is that you want to stay under $100 worth of stuff to return.
Step two- you’re going to return these products to a DIFFERENT wälłmært, so make sure you have a bag from their store. Go to the customer service desk and say you want t return these items, if they ask for a reason why you’re returning- make something BELIEVEABLE up. It didn’t fit, it wasn’t your color, your boyfriend got you the wrong kind of make or you’re allergic to one of the ingredients. Boom. They are going to ask for an ID!! This if fucking important because you CANNOT return anything to them without an ID, so a drivers liscense or state ID will work.
Step three- they’re going to return the products and put the amount on a gift card and that’s it! You’re done.
Please keep in mind you can only do THREE returns without a receipt per year PER ID. So if you have a lifting buddy, you can take turns doing this and be able to go SIX times. More friends…. more chances.
Alsooooooo…. NEVER GO OVER $100. I personally stay under $75 and only use the money for food I can’t lift or gas because I can’t lift that either. If you have several wallys near you, I would return to maybe two of them and only return items to the same store you already have. If you go to different stores they can see that and it looks SUPER suspicious if you’re returning things to 5 different stores of theirs. So don’t.
Anyways, that’s how easy it is and I’ve been using this technique for about 7 ish years ❤️ so I know it fucking works.
As always, be safe and be fucking smart.
Potential idea
1. Make an Instagram account for a fandom you’re in or a hobby you do.
2. Get a few followers naturally.
3. Lift a bunch of things related to what the page is about.
4. Start a giveaway and make sure you make the requirements to repost and follow your account.
5. Pick a winner and ship them the gift. Announce who won so it doesn’t look like a scam.
6. Find a way to monetize your account once you’ve reached enough followers.
7. If you haven’t reached your desired amount of followers just do more giveaways 💁♀️
I do this it’s great! I’ve done 2 giveaways so far and went from 130 natural followers to 13,000! I’m On my 3rd giveaway where I contacted a larger account (100,000+ followers) with similar content as mine to partner up in the giveaway. I provide the goods and we both get follower boosts! The account owner I teamed up with told me once you hit 50,000 followers youcan start messaging companies to advertise their products for $$$. It only took me 3 months to get to 13k so it’s not that hard and I only post once a day.
Everyone knows about the master list right?
Just in case some don’t, it has security details on most stores, including camera info and tagging frequency. I always read this over for the stores I’m gonna hit just in case :)
https://raddle.me/wiki/shopliftingml
I’m crying cause this is actually all of us 😂
💯💯🤣🤣
HHHHH this is so funny i watched it like 8 times
this is so funny i’ll never not reblog lmfao
I hate annoying lift partners.
She wasnt really a partner, but just a friend who was with me and knew about my lifting habit.
She just kept asking stupid questions like “what did you steal??!” “are you gonna steal that?” “how did you even fit so much stuff in your purse???” “what if we get caught STEALING there is a COP OVER THERE”
Like SHUT UP DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS. That is what will get both of our asses caught and fined. Don’t be fucking clueless.
This. All of this.
You don’t needs friends like this in your life
Don’t text me. Don’t call me. Don’t talk to me #LetMeFocus