Been quiet for a bit, but we back now with a Zumie£ haul with my bf 🖤
Orange Broken Promises Hoodie- $50
Purple Japanese Hoodie- $65
Green Flower Hoodie- $30
✨$135 total✨

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Been quiet for a bit, but we back now with a Zumie£ haul with my bf 🖤
Orange Broken Promises Hoodie- $50
Purple Japanese Hoodie- $65
Green Flower Hoodie- $30
✨$135 total✨
*did I remember to take the security tag off the TV before I shoved it up my ass
You ever just be laying in bed and your brain is like 🅲🆁🅸🅼🅴 🆃🅸🅼🅴 like brain no, it's midnight. Just dye your hair like a normal person.
✨🔮today’s haul🔮✨
i finally got the modern renaissance!! it took me 4 tries because the only store who sells it close to me are on top of their security game. i’m so happy with the things i got :)
i’m really proud and my boyfriend told me i did a great job! sorry for the bad pics.
Total: €200 - $250 something
OH MY GOD i’ve only JUST realised i took a fucking TESTER??? IM OFFING MYSELF
Take off the top layer of each shadow (a swatch or two) and buy/lift a makeup sanitizer spray. The kind makeup artists use when they have a palette for multiple people. That is if it's even salvageable lol I'm so sorry 😂😭
lifting gc :)
just reblog this and ill add u 💗 not adding people who only like this post. must be a lifting blog.
🤩✨moving in Lift! ✨🤩
I think this is the most grand trip I have taken and I don’t know how I had so much fucking crazy ass luck.
It was during the Mãćy’ś Frnds and Fam sale so the store was super busy and I literally made like 5 or 6 trips walking out of the store with this stuff and loading into my car. My arms are so sore and I will not be back here for a while.
Shark Rocket Vacuum: $159.99
Le Creuset M: $499.99
Le Creuset L: $549.99
Kitchen Aid: $474.99
Pots and pans: $270.00
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Metal Staws: $16.00
Measuring bowls (2x): $21.99 = $43.98
Flatware: $170.00
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Geode Coasters (2x): $98.00 = $196.00
Regular coasters (5x): $5.00 = $25.00
Gold measuring cups (2x): $58.00 = $116.00
Gold measuring spoons (2x): $34.00 = $68.00
Grand Total: $2,588.95
WTFFF THIS IS INCREDIBLE im sooooo jealous
BITCH. NO YOU DIDNT.
LIKE, BIIITTTTCCCHH IM SO PROUD.
Biiiitch. A kitchen aide mixer? I don’t know ya but I’m proud of ya.
I can't take aesthetic haul pics very well but wanted to show you guys :')
Reblog for good boosting luck lol
(this is also $278 saved haha)
for disguises:
learn how to do accents,,, convincing ones. if youre going for european accents, heres some things that europeans do:
count starting with their thumbs (for reference, that scene in inglorious bastards)
americans have a tendency to lean on their back foot when standing upright, europeans balance their weight equally.
the lingo and terminology of british english. apartment is flat, vacation is holiday, trousers are pants, jumpers are sweaters, whatnot.
it doesnt matter if youre ugly in your disguise.
the point of a disguise is to fool someone. if you dont look like you, youve reached the goal. you can go super glamorous, or you can take a step down from where you are. in the CIA disguise department, theres a thing called "the little gray man," which is just the unnotable little man that no one would ever suspect. be approachable. dont be afraid to do things that you think look weird because chances are, they only look weird because youre not used to it. such as drawing on a mole, it'll look unnatural because you didnt have a mole there EVER. wigs with bangs are always preferred, unless if you can get your hands on a wig that doesnt cut off on your hair line.
stay safe you guys.
Omg this has so many fucking notes but it was too funny to not reblog I'm screaming
OP is barbieprivilege
Me, small time lifter, sees a haul with items from K0hls in the description:
PSA: Chocolate and cocoa butter both come from modern day slavery and a SUPER corrupt industry. Farmers in Ghana & the Ivory Coast are paid a dollar (if that) a day to harvest the cocoa pods, some even cut down and burn trees in national protected forests to plant cocoa trees. In 2000 it was discovered that African children were being trafficked to these areas to harvest cocoa. It’s still going on. Watch S2E5 of Rotten on Netflix, ig what I’m trying to say is steal these items!!! When anyone pays for these items the money is going to the main companies profiting off of this, and not the farmers. They often have their wages stolen. Tony’s Chocolonely is a GREAT chocolate company that pays an above minimum living wage to these farmers and knows all their farmers.
Nothing saddens me more than going out of town to a city with a bigger mall and shopping center but not having time to stop and lift 😭
The loss prevention sub reddit is so fucking funny it got me to log back into this account. Imagine calling people “homemade lawyers” when you’re literally a fucking wannabe homemade cop lmfao. Imagine being proud of throwing someone to the ground and putting a knee in their back to prevent a small theft for a shit corporation lmao. This is legit embarrassing I can’t even believe people think like this lmfao
“wahhhh, i’m being called out for physically assaulting ppl!!1!” lmaoooo this lp is literally sickening
Depends on what store they work for but I've been through the LP subreddit many times and I always see them say shit like "man I could've held him down a lot easier if I could put my knee on their back but thats super fucking illegal" 🤔
Idea
Go to a store with LP. Be as sus as possible. Look directly at cameras, have a big bag, dart from place to place, etc. Pretend to steal something, be as obvious as you can, best to probably do in front of a camera. Go to a blind spot and put the thing back or do something similar that makes it look like you're gonna steal, but don't actually, and then make for the exit very quickly. Basically what you're trying to do is have LP make a bad stop on you. Have them be so sure that you're an idiot shoplifter and gave them all the signs and that you were so easy to nab. You can probably act upset too, I'd be upset if I was being accused of shoplifting but never did.
Hopefully this might dissuade them from making as many stops. Make them think they're not as good at their job, the store will get robbed more, they might lose their job.
Destroy the enemy from the inside 🙃
Guilt?
I feel about as guilty lifting stuff from corporations as they do when they abuse and underpay their staff, exploit third-world countries, avoid paying taxes in the places where they’re selling this shit, convince consumers they need to part with their money on shit they don’t actually need, influence political campaigns which are in the interests of themselves and not the people they’re riding on the backs of, and kill the environment so that they can justify increasing their earnings.
Actually. It doesn't hurt the employees at all.
How do I know this?
1) My mom worked for the IRS and is an EXPERT in corporate law/tax.
2) I've worked in retail as (a) accounting (b) senior management positions (c) LP and (d) SA
3) I HARDCORE study supply chain management and business.
I know most if not all sides of this game.
Now let me explain
Why? Because the budget cuts don't come from shrink most of the time. The products are *insured* and, for many other reasons, are kind of like a TAX BREAK because they are considered "Cost of Goods".
With grocery and beauty ESPECIALLY, the profit margins are already super low. Most of a store's coin is made in OTC/Health and generic products if you're dealing with supermarkets and grocery stores.
If they got a pharmacy, your little lipstick is DEFINITELY a drop in an ocean. Half the time it's miscounted and shrinked anyways because
1) Customers pick up and misplace things ALL THE TIME at ANY given point in time, including when we're doing counts.
2) SAs can be lazy, tired, overworked, etc. and miscount or "count ahead". AKA If there's only one on the shelf, they'll say it's 0 so the reorder can be large enough for the next truck delivery.
3) Customers doing God knows what and contaminating/damaging the items. And other little lifters like you doing who knows what with God knows where.
Budget cuts/Payroll cuts happen for larger reasons like:
1) Larger causes of shrink (miscounted, damages, misshipments after inventory is "counted" by the warehouse)
2) Low amount of employees doing high amounts of workload, "proving" that there isn't a demand for payroll during that shift.
3) Automation (counteracted by expansion, but in conjunction with #2 it's still a net loss of payroll)
4) The corporate philosophy (and documentation) that payroll is an EXPENSE and not a necessity.
If you don't believe #4 check out some tax documents for big corporation or even big non-profits.
Payroll is listed as an expense, and usually is a large one sometimes LARGER than shrink. And because of that it will ALWAYS be a target by corporate.
What you
SAs,
former SAs,
reformed lifters,
mid- to low-level retail professionals or
public commentators (and TBH why are you even speaking lol)
don't know is: that "shRiNk caUsEs PayRoLl CuTs" line is miniscule, technically-true bullshit.
#4 is why minimum wage raises are ALWAYS a fight.
#4 is why healthcare, and EMPLOYEE healthcare and benefits are always being rearranged and fought over.
#4 is why automation is more and more attractive to companies
#4 is why budget is always being talked about
#4 is why expenses are always targeted
These companies don't love you.
They love large profit margins and they will cut any expense and feed people any bullshit to do so. When done externally it's called "marketing". When done internally, it's called "management".
Lifting
Demonstrates a need for live, human workers and even LP if lifting is high enough
is not as high of an expense as people think
Demonstrates, like all consumer activity, that prices are too high for a demand.
Demonstrates, unlike all consumer activity, pinpoints the price/store as the problem for low sales of a product and does that leave room for excuses like low demand or poor packaging
Is the both the best praxis and the purest form of ancap. The people should not be feared, mentally battered, and milked simply because they are of a lower economic class. And if companies don't want a negative consumer response, they should meet the consumer demand: lower ya prices.
Is the oldest crime in humanity, like sex work is the oldest profession. It is up to humanity to accept it as part of itself. And we all should know by now that legality is not equal to morality.
Let this be the one of the final posts of this "debate" because I'm tired of hearing outsiders or snitches shoveling bullshit onto this tag to get some dopamine by shitting on another citizen's hustle and they don't even know shit about retail.
Reblogging again for THIS ^^
"Legality is not equal to morality" holy shit that's good