Pieris Pomfrey

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PIERIS !!

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

@qreenqrvss​

“ is that a subtle way of you hinting that you want me to kiss your neck or something ?? ”

[popsfave]

“Is this your way of offering to kiss my neck? Then I guess so.”

[softlikenoah-deactivated2020011]

( @popsfave )

“Are you done with that?” 

[popsfave]

“Almost. Would you like me to pour you a cup too?”

[unchainedstar]

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

@popsfave

[popsfave]

“I think it’s better if you don’t have all the facts. It has to do with Poppy.” Pieris muttered while clacking the keys on the keyboard. “I think I hacked the transfer records.”

[popsfave]

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” - Hugo

“Well alright, but how would they take your last name?”

@hugglesxxhugo

[popsfave]

👍

here.

[popsfave]

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

@qreenqrvss

[you-make-me-wander]

RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

[rockinrpmemes]

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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[popsfave]

Siriusly.

Pieris had been trying out his new suits around Hogwart’s. He had an indifferent approach if he was ever to get caught. Most of the time all he had to do was make an empty statement to never do it again. The teachers were more aware of his games, than the actual students were. Most of his peers and classmates were in the Great Hall eating. After several minutes in the empty Transfiguration classroom he resurfaces with the face of Sirius Black. 

The boy hadn’t counted on getting caught red handed by the real Sirius. He stops in his track and clicks his mouth ajar, opening his eyes wide darting the gaze from left and right. Then he lets out a jovial laugh and starts to walk towards the other boy. “Why do you have my face?” He asked the real Sirius trying to mimic the other boy’s voice with a beaming grin.

@dogstarivsblack

[ambrosiatm]

Mary pushed the doors open to the hospital wing with her hip. Books were stacked high in her arms, mostly everything she missed from her weeks spend in bed. Even now, Mary wasn’t exactly healed from what had happened to her after the werewolves at taken her that night. So she still had to come in to take a few potions. As she strode in, her eyes fell to a fast friend she had made while staying in the wing. “–You know, I’m starting to think you may be the healer here, not Madame Pomfrey. I see you way more often.”

@popsfave

[popsfave]

Pieris had just finished tucking in a third year complaining about a headache after their spell backfired into their skull. He tried not to laugh at their dazed expression or the fact that they kept calling him Hank. The familiar voice caused him to turn and stand up from the hospital bed. He feigns a look of dread and brings a finger to his lip shushing Mary. The closer he got the more he started to laugh. “I guess that means I’m the real Madame Pomfrey. Madame Pie.” 

A large grin came over him as he blinked at the load of books she was towing. “Here let me help you with that.”

[popsfave]

alexrwle:

“Poppy duty?” He questioned, though suddenly realizing he was talking about Madam Pomfrey “I bet you guys had a busy night, were there a lot of injured students?” 

He was about to explain, but it seemed like it clicked with the other boy before he needed to. He nodded with a shrug, “It started out busy with pranks, Pops assigned the false injuries to me. She’s never been one for patience when it comes to tomfoolery.  That was fun for a bit. Then the people from the party came in most with minor injuries and some of them were some students hit with curses that stayed longer..” 

[edxbones]

A week. He had spent all of a week at St. Mungos and now that he was back at Hogwarts, he wasn’t allowed to go back to his dorm – instead made to spend another long day in the hospital wing.

He was done.

He literally just wanted to get back on his feet and be left to his own devices but the more he protested, the more he seemed to piss off Madam Pomfrey and once she threatened him that she would make him stay there for more than just a day, he shut his mouth and began to count the seconds till he would be allowed to leave. The only silver lining was that he was allowed visitors – and as soon as he had found that out, he began texting his friends incessantly, asking them to come down to see him.

[popsfave]

The hospital wing his second home since he had arrived into school. Poppy had rambled to him about the boy that had been sent back from St. Mungos. He wasn’t much company, but he supposed he would drop in to get a feel of his peer. He twirls the coffee in his hand as he sits on the edge of Ed’s bed sipping from his cup. “You know. I think Pops likes you, she normally doesn’t allow visitors even if you’re just here for a day observation.” He knew he wasn’t exactly whom the other boy was expecting, but he figured since he was passing through he could at least speak with him until one of his friends showed up.

[popsfave]

“I think so.” Pieris replied,·“Especially if they’re from a source that you don’t know.” The boy mentioned with a shrug of his shoulders.·“Punch all the way.” He had never seen someone get so upset about a lack of cookies or swearing them off. Most people at his last school didn’t really eat lots of cookies.·“Oh if they’re your favorite thing, never mind me. Maybe just avoid them at parties.” He shrugs.

[spencexhastings]

[hugglesxxhugo]

“The funny thing is I don’t remember drinking at all.” Hugo said in a matter-of-fact tone. “How could I have forgotten what happened that night when I didn’t – maybe there was something in the cookies?”

[popsfave]

Pieris was rather apathetic about the party. He didn't attend because of his own agenda, and he was sick of hearing about it. The boy relaxed across from Hugo nodding his head slowly. "Yes, probably was. You know what that means? You should swear off cookies and go with punch instead."

[hisxfacade]

Regulus knew everything was going downhill. He hadn’t slept in two days, him and Wendy were… well, he didn’t know what they were, something happened to Roxanne and he hadn’t seen her in a while, and the war was growing closer. He was waiting for the moment the Dark Lord called him forward. He was waiting for his first task and he had no idea what it would entail. “Bloody hell…” He mumbled, not noticing the figure until they were right beside him and he nearly jumped out of his skin, holding a hand to his heart as he let out a breath. Usually people couldn’t sneak up on him, and he was the one sneaking up on people. 

“Make some noise next time, would you?” The bags under his eyes by now were a dark purple and he looked as horrible as he felt.

[popsfave]

Pieris glanced down to the Black as his face turned back into his own. An eye brow firmly arched at the younger boy puzzled. “Eu disse olá..” He blinked not having slipped and spoke Portuguese in some time, and cleared his throat translating. “I said.. hello.” He observed the bags under the boy’s eyes with a small ting of familiarity. Maybe next time he should sneak out a tranquilizer from the hospital and stab it into the boy. “You look like the last time you slept was last week, accurate? I have a few things that could help.” The Hufflepuff while talking took a glance down at the matron dress he had been wearing. He was really off his game today. “Just.. ignore this.” He motions to the dress with a chuckle.

[alexrwle]

“I miss one party and all hell breaks loose,” Alexei mused. “Maybe I should miss parties more often.”

[popsfave]

“You and me both. I was on Poppy duty the night in question. Slightly irritated I just didn’t swoop in as Dumbeldore and scare the piss out of everyone.”