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@popsfave
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PIERISÂ !!
âIf you donât get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.â
@qreenqrvssâ
â is that a subtle way of you hinting that you want me to kiss your neck or something ?? â
âIs this your way of offering to kiss my neck? Then I guess so.â
( @popsfave )
âAre you done with that?âÂ
âAlmost. Would you like me to pour you a cup too?â
âYou have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that thatâs going to stop us, but at least Iâll have all the facts.â
@popsfave
âI think itâs better if you donât have all the facts. It has to do with Poppy.â Pieris muttered while clacking the keys on the keyboard. âI think I hacked the transfer records.â
âThere is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.â - Hugo
âWell alright, but how would they take your last name?â
@hugglesxxhugo
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âIf you donât get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.â
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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them arenât mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
âMarry me.â âDo you want me to leave?â âYou are not going without me.â âI canât believe you!â âI swear it wonât happen again.â âWhat did you say?â âIâm not jealous.â âYouâre jealous, arenât you?â âWe canât keep doing this.â âAre you sure this is legal?â âIsnât this amazing?â âIâm going to take care of you, okay?â âStay the night. Please.â âYou canât die. Please donât die.â âRun away with me.â âYou did WHAT?â âQuit whining.â âGet outta my sight!â âWhy are you so annoying?â âWere you ever going to tell me?â âNever in a million years.â âDonât ask me thatâŚâ âI might have had a few shots.â âWhatâs with the box?â âW- What are you doing?â âSay it!â âI could kiss you right now!â âAre you done with that?â âWhatâs going on here?â âStop pinning this on me! You started it!â âItâs your fault weâre in this mess.â âDid you do this on purpose?!â âKiss me.â âAre you still awake..?â âExcuse you?â âThis is all your fault!â âI canât believe you dragged me into this.â âDonât give me that look! It wasnât my fault!â âI shouldnât be in love with you!â âItâs not fair!â âI could kill you right now!â âKnock it off!â âScrew you!â âYouâre a complete moron!â âI love this song!â âI canât be in love with you!â âMake me.â âDonât tempt me.â âI hate you.â âYou are infuriating!â âJust shut up already.â âThat doesnât even make sense.â âBite me.â âEat me.â âKiss my ass.â âJust admit Iâm right.â âJust admit youâre wrong.â âYou are being ridiculous!â âThatâs irrational.â âListen to me!â âThatâs not what I meant and you know it.â âDonât yell at me.â âThatâs it. End of discussion.â âI donât believe you.â âYou shouldnât have said that.â âFuck you!â âShut your mouth before I shut it for you.â âHow dare you?â âI dare you!â âItâs you, itâs always been you.â âWell this is awkwardâŚâ âJust pretend to be my dateâ. Â
MISCELLANEOUS
âAre you really gonna leave without asking me the question youâve been dying to ask me?â âThe planet is fine. The people are fucked.â âI just did some calculations, and Iâve been able to determine that youâre full of shit.â âYou know what I like most about people? Pets.â âDo you ever think if people heard our conversations theyâd lock us up?â âWhat about a compromise? Iâll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, Iâll apologize.â âI donât hate you.. I just donât like that you exist.â âLove is the jelly to sunshineâs peanut butter. And if I tell you that Iâm in sandwich with you, Iâm not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.â âDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.â âDid you really just insult Captain America in front of me?â âCan I touch your boob?â âItâs not that youâre wrong, exactly, youâre just extremely not right.â âYou shouldnât be trusted with small children, should you?â âGive me cake or give me death.â âOn a scale from, âI can sometimes make important phone calls without cryingâ to âI have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worstâ, how much of an adult are you?â âYou think Iâm dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?â âDespite the cliche, itâs not me, itâs you.â âObviously you canât tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you canât.â âNo, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.â âWhen you love someone, you just donât stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy⌠even then. Specially then!â âIf youâre not scared, then youâre not taking a chance. If youâre not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?â âI think Iâve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.â âWhat have I told you about the toilet seat?â âI tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.â âI vote today to be a pajama day.â âYou have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that thatâs going to stop us, but at least Iâll have all the facts.â âI donât leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, Iâd talk to my VCR.â âI can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, Iâm totally flexible.â âYou know weâre suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.â âThose things you said yesterday⌠Did you mean them?â âIâm not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.â âWhat I hear when Iâm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.â âI am NOT crying, okay?! Iâm allergic to jerks!â âThis would not happen if I had a penis!â âThatâs almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.â âAll nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.â âI donât think Iâve ever played spin the bottle.â âSorry! I didnât mean to touch your butt.â âIâm ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.â âTo the night youâll never remember!â âExcuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?â âCould I sit here? All the other tables are full.â âAre you meeting someone here? Because.. I think Iâm that person.â âYou werenât supposed to laugh! Iâm so embarrassed!â âIt must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.â âDriver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.â âIâm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses arenât even hot.â âYou better take care of that car or I swear Iâll haunt your ass!â âThis is the dumbest thing youâve ever done.â âItâs a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.â âI could do that, but could doesnât mean would.â âYou cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I donât give.â âYouâre like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?â âI recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore itâ âDo you need me to kill someone for you?â âLook out where youâre going, asshole!â âFuck the sandwich guy!â âI did not mean for stripping to come out of this.â âThe whole street is blocked off. The police wonât tell us anything, but I think thereâs been some kind of attack⌠Maybe a bomb?â âOh my god, are you okay? Iâm calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.â âIâm weird, youâre weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasnât for the fact I find you repulsive.â âThere is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.â âIâm gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?â   âThereâs been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.â âItâs midnight, what do you want?â âI think I know how to use a bed.â âIf I wake up in the morning and Iâm dead⌠Wait.â âYou are completely unfit to handle a child.â âWe have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.â âDonât you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!â âWhen in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.â âItâs not a double date, weâre just third and forth wheeling.â
FLUFF
âYour hair is so softâŚâ âYouâre so cute when you pout like that!â âJust relax, Iâll wash your hair for you.â âIâm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.â âWhat, does that feel good?â âHA! I found a weak-spot on you, didnât I?â âAre you wearing my shirt?â âYou are ridiculously comfortableâŚâ âIâve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle withâŚâ âYouâre so cute when youâre half asleep like thisâŚâ âYouâre beautiful, you know that?â âWe should get a puppy!â
STARGAZING
âArenât they beautiful?â âThese stars are nothing compared to the ones Iâve seen in your eyes.â âShooting star, make a wish.â âItâs actually a comet, but Iâll still make one.â âImagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.â âNever thought something so beautiful could exist in natureâŚâ âWouldnât it be cool to name a star after yourself?â âY'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.â âThis is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?â âIs that aâ Wait, no, just an airplane.â âI wouldnât mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
âDid you just⌠finish?â âThey always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.â âIâm not actually feeling anything.â âAre you getting any closer?â âWhy do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!â âDid something just happen? Youâre not turned on anymore.â âShit sorry, am I going too fast?â âWow, youâre hot.â âIs that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?â âHey, Iâm open minded.â âKeep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.â âI think itâs about time we stop avoiding the obvious.â âIâm gonna be honest with you. Iâm really horny, and youâre really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?â âI see someoneâs happy to see me.â âI saw that. You just checked me out.â âYou know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.â âTake off your clothes.â âTell all those other guys/girls you donât need them âcause you got me.â âDonât give me that face, itâs so cute I might not be able to hold back.â âBoobs are really just squishy pillows.â âIf you donât get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.â âBlasphemy! Sex solves everything.â âI platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.â
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now⌠[text]: We canât keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didnât you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so donât say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summerâŚ
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Siriusly.
Pieris had been trying out his new suits around Hogwartâs. He had an indifferent approach if he was ever to get caught. Most of the time all he had to do was make an empty statement to never do it again. The teachers were more aware of his games, than the actual students were. Most of his peers and classmates were in the Great Hall eating. After several minutes in the empty Transfiguration classroom he resurfaces with the face of Sirius Black.Â
The boy hadnât counted on getting caught red handed by the real Sirius. He stops in his track and clicks his mouth ajar, opening his eyes wide darting the gaze from left and right. Then he lets out a jovial laugh and starts to walk towards the other boy. âWhy do you have my face?â He asked the real Sirius trying to mimic the other boyâs voice with a beaming grin.
@dogstarivsblack
Mary pushed the doors open to the hospital wing with her hip. Books were stacked high in her arms, mostly everything she missed from her weeks spend in bed. Even now, Mary wasnât exactly healed from what had happened to her after the werewolves at taken her that night. So she still had to come in to take a few potions. As she strode in, her eyes fell to a fast friend she had made while staying in the wing. ââYou know, Iâm starting to think you may be the healer here, not Madame Pomfrey. I see you way more often.â
@popsfave
Pieris had just finished tucking in a third year complaining about a headache after their spell backfired into their skull. He tried not to laugh at their dazed expression or the fact that they kept calling him Hank. The familiar voice caused him to turn and stand up from the hospital bed. He feigns a look of dread and brings a finger to his lip shushing Mary. The closer he got the more he started to laugh. âI guess that means Iâm the real Madame Pomfrey. Madame Pie.âÂ
A large grin came over him as he blinked at the load of books she was towing. âHere let me help you with that.â
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âPoppy duty?â He questioned, though suddenly realizing he was talking about Madam Pomfrey âI bet you guys had a busy night, were there a lot of injured students?âÂ
He was about to explain, but it seemed like it clicked with the other boy before he needed to. He nodded with a shrug, âIt started out busy with pranks, Pops assigned the false injuries to me. Sheâs never been one for patience when it comes to tomfoolery. That was fun for a bit. Then the people from the party came in most with minor injuries and some of them were some students hit with curses that stayed longer..âÂ
A week. He had spent all of a week at St. Mungos and now that he was back at Hogwarts, he wasnât allowed to go back to his dorm â instead made to spend another long day in the hospital wing.
He was done.
He literally just wanted to get back on his feet and be left to his own devices but the more he protested, the more he seemed to piss off Madam Pomfrey and once she threatened him that she would make him stay there for more than just a day, he shut his mouth and began to count the seconds till he would be allowed to leave. The only silver lining was that he was allowed visitors â and as soon as he had found that out, he began texting his friends incessantly, asking them to come down to see him.
The hospital wing his second home since he had arrived into school. Poppy had rambled to him about the boy that had been sent back from St. Mungos. He wasnât much company, but he supposed he would drop in to get a feel of his peer. He twirls the coffee in his hand as he sits on the edge of Edâs bed sipping from his cup. âYou know. I think Pops likes you, she normally doesnât allow visitors even if youâre just here for a day observation.â He knew he wasnât exactly whom the other boy was expecting, but he figured since he was passing through he could at least speak with him until one of his friends showed up.
âI think so.â Pieris replied,¡âEspecially if theyâre from a source that you donât know.â The boy mentioned with a shrug of his shoulders.¡âPunch all the way.â He had never seen someone get so upset about a lack of cookies or swearing them off. Most people at his last school didnât really eat lots of cookies.¡âOh if theyâre your favorite thing, never mind me. Maybe just avoid them at parties.â He shrugs.
âThe funny thing is I donât remember drinking at all.â Hugo said in a matter-of-fact tone. âHow could I have forgotten what happened that night when I didnât â maybe there was something in the cookies?â
Pieris was rather apathetic about the party. He didn't attend because of his own agenda, and he was sick of hearing about it. The boy relaxed across from Hugo nodding his head slowly. "Yes, probably was. You know what that means? You should swear off cookies and go with punch instead."
Regulus knew everything was going downhill. He hadnât slept in two days, him and Wendy were⌠well, he didnât know what they were, something happened to Roxanne and he hadnât seen her in a while, and the war was growing closer. He was waiting for the moment the Dark Lord called him forward. He was waiting for his first task and he had no idea what it would entail. âBloody hellâŚâ He mumbled, not noticing the figure until they were right beside him and he nearly jumped out of his skin, holding a hand to his heart as he let out a breath. Usually people couldnât sneak up on him, and he was the one sneaking up on people.Â
âMake some noise next time, would you?â The bags under his eyes by now were a dark purple and he looked as horrible as he felt.
Pieris glanced down to the Black as his face turned back into his own. An eye brow firmly arched at the younger boy puzzled. âEu disse olĂĄ..â He blinked not having slipped and spoke Portuguese in some time, and cleared his throat translating. âI said.. hello.â He observed the bags under the boyâs eyes with a small ting of familiarity. Maybe next time he should sneak out a tranquilizer from the hospital and stab it into the boy. âYou look like the last time you slept was last week, accurate? I have a few things that could help.â The Hufflepuff while talking took a glance down at the matron dress he had been wearing. He was really off his game today. âJust.. ignore this.â He motions to the dress with a chuckle.
âI miss one party and all hell breaks loose,â Alexei mused. âMaybe I should miss parties more often.â
âYou and me both. I was on Poppy duty the night in question. Slightly irritated I just didnât swoop in as Dumbeldore and scare the piss out of everyone.â