What I Think Your Favorite IT Character Says About You
Hi, this is a joke, please don’t get your feelings too hurt (This also might show my own opinions on characters a little bit, sorry)
Stan- either you want him to be your son, you want him to be your dad, or you have a thing for quiet guys who have a weird sense of humor. Those are the only options
Mike- You’re mad about how to newer movie used child Mike, also you swear you have a thing for guys with this personality but have never actually gone for one
Richie- You’re scared that the crowd of people you chose to surround yourself with will disappear so you are always talking (perhaps a splash of abandonment issues?) OR you have a crush on Finn or Bill
Beverly- You’re a wlw, you’re a straight man who thinks people will think you’re gay to say one of the guys is your favorite, or you’re a huge Sophia Lillis fan
Bill- You have a thing for fanon Bill and ignore his canon, don’t lie to me. Or you wish he was your older brother because you never had an older sibling growing up and wanted one
Ben- You like the idea of a man making himself look like a fool for you
Eddie- You ship reddie and you have a favorite version of Eddie
Georgie- You wish you had a little brother. I don’t know if you’re okay, but you right fix it fics that keep Georgie alive or AUs where Georgie is alive.
Henry- You’re glad that the mullet trend came back.
Patrick- You romanticize his mental illness and think you can fix him (Every fanfic I’ve seen about him includes that “and he decided you were the only other thing that was real” thing and I-)
Belch- You’re the best part of the Bower’s gang Fandom and you’re mad about his death change in the new movies (and the fact that it got cut)
Victor- You’re mad that neither adaptation used him correctly and probably prefer Logan Thompson’s version of him.
Audra Phillips- You’re anti-Bill and you’re kinda mad that she didn’t appear in the webs of spiderwise in it chapter 2
Patricia Blum- You want to be her and wish she was a more fleshed out character
Pennywise- You hate kids or you’re a clown fucker















