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But my treatment? There’s a chance Betty’s cries that the sky is falling are true. Look at those instruments of torture! Now please, can we go?!

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Look, I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, but first, I need to save Cheryl.

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We were just coming to save you from The Farm, how’d you get out? An angel in disguise.

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If not always in the way we expect.

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Alicia Vikander by Emma Summerton for Vogue España, December 2018

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HARRY POTTER and the PRISONER OF AZKABAN

“ you think the dead we loved truly ever leave us? you think that we don’t recall them more clearly in times of great trouble? ”

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“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

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“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

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“Cool cool now tell us in 300 characters or less something unique about you that makes you stand out from the other hundreds of applicants even though we only want you for your skill and absolutely don’t care about you as a human.”