I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? [i'm so sorry but i had to. it was too perfect]
       â Mac⊠did the new apple software come out and I wasnât told? Or did something happen and you just donât want me to get involved? Either way I am coming over and I am dragging you outside. You know, where there are trees and fresh air. â
âwell, the vibrator isnât mine. piz gave it to me as a joke and iâve just been pushing the button andâŠ.its really gross. and iâm re-programming my laptop to help me get over it.â
      â PIz gave it to you? Now that is a surprise. Iâm coming over, Mac, Iâve barely seen you recently and I miss you. So one way or another I am coming over and we are having some Mars and Mackenzie fun, â
âand what do you mean by 'fun'? i've grown cautious of when you use that word, veronica. and i will throw out this vibrator by the time you get here. its really gross.â

















