💌 — ꒰ WHEN SOMEONE FLIRTS WITH YOU ꒱
with. kaeya, diluc, childe, zhongli.
genre. fluff + slightly suggestive.
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surprisingly not a jealous type! i mean he’s very friendly with others as well so it’s just whatever to him. he trusts you enough to take care of it yourself, and if you ever need help he’s here.
but if diluc so happens to open a door for you?
then kaeya is right by your side smothering you with kisses and giving his brother dirty looks and snide comments like ;
“master diluc isn’t my s/o so pretty?”
“i bet you want to kiss them huh?”
poor diluc just sighs and tries to get out of there as quickly as possible because he hates having to deal with petty kaeya.
while kaeya is making you make it up to him later tonight because how dare you let stinky grape juice drinking diluc open a door for you when he’s always here to do it?!
who would honestly try to flirt with the richest and arguably strongest man in mondstadt’s partner? who in their right mind would do such a thing?
and it makes diluc very angry. he’s somewhat of a jealous person but it’s amplified when it comes to kaeya trying to sweet talk you right in front of his grape juice!
he instantly makes an excuse for you two to get the hell outta there and away from kaeya. you’re kinda confused when you two round a corner and he kisses you, hard.
“what was that for?” you laugh at his puffed up cheeks when he finally lets you pull away.
he won’t answer, just brings you in for a hug and nuzzles into your neck while he mutters about how annoying kaeya is.
childe is always so ready for a fight, it’s not that far fetched he’s a raging ball of jealousy.
if another man so happens to compliment your outfit he gets very visibly pissed off and threatens whoever dares to hit on you. it’s gotten so bad you have to pull him away from the poor merchants just trying to butter you up so you buy from them.
it’s also inconvenient that zhongli is such a kind gentleman, childe knows he’s only being nice to you when he offers to do things for you or compliments the way you smile but he just can’t help but get pissed off.
the anger boils up inside him until he—as kindly as he can because he’s still his friend—tells him to back the fuck up off of you.
you are astonished!! because how rude!? but gladly zhongli is an understanding man so he just apologizes and holds in a chuckle while staring at you scolding childe for being mean.
he’s 6000 years old, and tired. being jealous or jealousy is something he won’t entertain. he just finds it silly and not worth while.
even when childe gets a little touchy with you, he knows that you’re more than capable enough to kick him in the shins or where the sun doesn’t shine and that’s that.
but in private, when childe likes to make specific comments about you, that’s when he gets somewhat angry. but zhongli is a quiet type of angry and it’s very unsettling.
childe just rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment and changes the topic. the air in the room instantly gets less tense and more breathable.
when you ask zhongli why childe looks like that when you greet them later that day, he just shrugs and says “sometimes mortals need to learn their place, nothing new darling.”
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