The Portable Whisker

[n0kiv]

My future husband probably laid up with his girl right now thinking they gone last forever and shit..Yeah alright, see yo ass in a couple years.

[that70sshowofficial]

[mythicfictionist]

I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer

said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)

said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all

said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it

UPS worldwide expedited with tracking

[mylittlebookofquotes]

Live on coffee and flowers. Try not to worry what the weather will be.

The National (via mylittlebookofquotes)

[still--getting--there]

[animal-factbook]

Pandas are actually the stealthiest of the Asian animals. They are able to avoid harm in high pressure situations and utilize their surroundings to protect themselves. Their extensive knowledge of kung fu also comes in handy 

*No pandas were harmed in the making of this gif 

[coutureprep]

[thursday]

[portablewhiskers]

Never be afraid to laugh.

[beeslikehoney]

[seismicactivities-deactivated20]

It makes me so happy that they’re best friends

[fuckthisblogshit]

Wow they weren’t acting in scrubs

[portablewhiskers]

#friendshipgoals

[earthdad]

me: *smacks my own butt* you are hot and irreplaceable

[pleatedjeans]

[booktown]

To finish the books I’ve already started, or should I start a new book: A constant struggle. 

[nichls-blog]

[crunchiestkatie]

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

[lancrebitch]

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

[andrewbelami]

[generally]