it doesn't pay to be a baby in port charles.

because i need somewhere to bitch about the things going on in general hospital. this is a sideblog!

[generalhospitalopinions]

THE BRITCH IS BACK!

[portchuckswing]

> Hasn’t watched GH in ages

> Figures out that Hayden’s leaving

“NOPE.”

> Figures out that Valerie and Kristina might be a thing

“....OOH.”

[endiness]

[portchuckswing]

Okay,

Someone better fix this shit.

The show's called GENERAL HOSPITAL 

How the fuck are you going to have the show without the hospital?

[portchuckswing]

YES.

FINALLY.

#FREEALEXIS2K16

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

Wouldn’t it be funny if the way they brought Britt back was Jax coming back to Port Charles and introducing her as his new girlfriend AND the mother of his child? Like Faison and Britt were hiding in Australia when they caught each other’s eye and she mentions she used to live in Port Charles and they get to talking and fall for each other.

And she gets pregnant for real this time because mom!britt was the best. Spencer is so excited to see the baby and ask what their name is and Britt tells him she’ll always think of him as her son and loosely named the baby after him (so if it was a girl she could be Cassandra after Cassadine since it would be annoying with two Spencers in the same room).

Obrecht would be so happy to have a grandchild again and start singing German lullabies and lecturing Britt on traditions and old wives tales. Nina would probably have a lot of jealousy but I’d hope since they’re cousins Britt would let her spend time with the baby. Nathan’ll probably be happy for her and take his role as uncle seriously and consider it baby prep for when he and Maxie have a kid.

Plus it would give the Corinthos family a reason to interact with Britt (and Bryan and Kelly to share some scenes) for the sake of Jax’s baby.

Imagine Jerry kidnapping the baby and Britt have zero patience with him and going mama bear on him.

[portchuckswing]

I suddenly need this in my life.

[portchuckswing]

Dear GH Writers:

Stop trying to make Morkiki happen for the love of god.

[portchuckswing]

POINTS TO THE TITLE OF MY BLOG

IT DOES NOT PAY

TO BE A BABY

IN PORT CHARLES

[portchuckswing]

I’m just catching up to GH and I’m just?????

#FreeAlexis2k16

[portchuckswing]

Soooooo...

Are we just going to accept that Carlos shot Sonny in the warehouse now? Was that a legit retcon?

Because I remember distinctly seeing Paul Hornsby pulling the trigger and actually shooting Sonny.

Like, I’m all for Carlos paying for his crimes and all, but let him pay for the crimes that he actually did, yeah?

[portchuckswing]

Okay, since I just recorded the whole episode and saw bits and pieces of it at work, let me say this:

Kiki

That Quartermaine D

Get on that

[magnusthorlove33-deactivated201]

It’s pretty funny that Liz and Nikolas judge Hayden OR Britt for anything they’ve done. I mean…..neither had someone shot. They didn’t then marry the person they had shot. And funnily enough, when Britt pretended like Rocco was hers’, yes that was bad. But….Nikolas acted like Jason was dead for months despite knowing differently so that Liz could live her fantasy and he could keep ELQ or whatever. He kept a man from his wife and son and family(who was also Nik’s wife’s family). And he doesn’t feel bad for any of it.

[portchuckswing]

And you know what's sad about the Hayden situation? It's a whole lot worse than Britt's.

For all of her faults, Nikolas accepted Britt despite who her parents were. The blame that she's caused were from her own actions, and not just who her parents were. And besides, Nikolas of all people knows about being blamed for the sins of the family and wanting to rise above their family's bad juju. OR AT LEAST HE DID, ANYWAY.

You accepted FAISON'S FUCKING DAUGHTER, but being the daughter of a fallen wolf of wall street is so bad? Being the daughter of a con artist is suddenly so bad? Did we forget all that you've done in the past year alone? Swindling ELQ from the Quartermaines? Letting an innocent man rot in Prison for a hit that YOU'VE SET? PLACING A HIT ON A WOMAN MERELY BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO TELL JASON THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO HE WAS? OH YEAH, JASON. REMEMBER HIM AND ALL YOU AND LIZ HAVE DONE TO KEEP HIM FROM THAT TRUTH? And now you want to act like a victim? Oh, woe is me! The wife that I once had shot lied to me about who she was! Oh, the inhumanity!!

Fuck you, Nikolas. Take several seats.

[magnusthorlove33-deactivated201]

Boo fuckin’ whoo Nikolas. My heart absolutely WEEPS for you. Who cares that you had this woman shot? Or that you stole ELQ from your dead wife’s family? Or that you kept your dead wife’s brother from his family—including his wife who happens to be your cousin and his child. NO being a gold digger/con artist is SO much worse than any of that.

[portchuckswing]

I'm rooting for Hayden. Fuck it.

Get Nik and Liz's holier than thou attitude out of my screen.

[portchuckswing]

Every time Nikolas acts all high and mighty with all of this indignation towards Hayden I'm just sitting back like

You had this woman shot. 

All of her wrongdoings are out ranked by your bullshit.

[portchuckswing]

“What do you think it means?”

“I know you had me poisoned, you son of a bitch.”

Y’all know Helena puts the SHADE in shady.