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[portmanteaublerone]

Hi I'm Port, 25

Welcome to my Silly (☢) blog™ for some humor and fandom. Currently reading God Emperor of Dune, Occasional suggestive stuff so minors be warned. "character tropes" tag for venting, "not reblog" or “my posts” tag for original posts.

“laugh rule” tag for posts that made me laugh irl

“Posts I got in the mail” for posts others sent me in DMs

I’ve generally stopped tagging reblogs now so I don’t keep saving reblogs to drafts

If you're reading this, your blog has just been ensnared by kudzu vine!

[objet-petit-a-for-real-justice]

kidz bop x the mountain goats

[lizardmafia-deactivated20150517]

IN MY LIFE I HOPE I TELL THE TRUTH AND TELL EVERYONE YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN I HOPE WE BOTH HAVE FUN

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[tobiasdrake]

A detail I find really interesting about Chell, GLaDOS, and Wheatley's first confrontation in Portal 2 is when Wheatley starts gloating about taking over the facility. "I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!"

And GLaDOS interjects like, "You didn't do this. She did all the work!"

I find that interjection fascinating because. Like.

GLaDOS doesn't actually know anything about what happened behind the scenes. She lost track of Chell and Wheatley after Wheatley opened up a wall panel and they bolted off together into the facility's inner workings. She doesn't see them again until Chell falls for her fake door trap, at which point GLaDOS is unpleasantly surprised to discover that Chell's disabled the turrets and neurotoxin in the meantime.

She has no evidentiary foundation to base that accusation on.

This is also before GLaDOS recognizes Wheatley as the Dumbass Core, so it's not based on an assessment of him.

The only explanation it leaves is that it's based on her assessment of Chell. Despite GLaDOS's enmity towards Chell, the one thing she rarely goes after Chell for is her intelligence.

When she does, it's an admission of her high standards for Chell; Like when the fake door trap works and GLaDOS concedes, "I didn't actually think that would work. I already built a much better, smarter trap up ahead for when this one fails." That's a backhanded insult. It's calling her dumb, but in a disappointed way rather than an affirming way.

Chell tests very well. Between the two games, GLaDOS has developed a strong understanding of Chell's aptitude for critical thinking and problem-solving in stressful situations.

And so she takes it on faith, just from what she knows of Chell, that Wheatley is stealing Chell's credit.

[voidpengin]

tags by @phidelta

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

edited some panels to distract from stresses

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

Reblogging because added Mami

[wombrion]

me dot com:)

[weezeryuri]

i do firmly believe a canonical scollace rebound situation would involve scott completely fucking it up by moaning envy’s name mid-sex and immediately being banished from the apartment for a minimum of 4 days

[spelldealer]

eating spaghetti with no parmesan

[fridayagaingarfiebaby]

Friday Again Garfie Baby

[rudavoidish]

Learning how to draw Tali can you tell I like her

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[penny-anna]

spider man would have a tumblr i think

[penny-anna]

he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.

[penny-anna]

#i agree if we’re talking spider verse peter#a peter old enough to have read homestuck back in its heyday#that feels right to me

spider man occasionally jumpscares people on posts talking about him and also on posts about Homestuck

[shamebats]

Oh wow, I didn't know it was that bad

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[bimboid]

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

hey so like can imagination. fail.

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

like can it stop working

[lylac-of-the-final-applause]

no it's not that i lost it . it just stopped cooperating. i have it right here it's just not working. the engine sputtered. i tried to turn left but it felt like actually tiring to do even though i'm MAKING IT UP

[portmanteaublerone]