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Help yourself to seconds | Powapowa-P feat. Hatsune Miku

[memedokies]

i love nintendogs 🎁

these previously patreon-exclusive stickers are now availably publicly on my shop 🐕

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[hbmmaster]

a father and son get into a car crash. the father dies, and the son is severely injured. the son is taken to the hospital for surgery, but the surgeon says "I can't operate on this patient. I'm still in shock after the death of my husband mere hours ago!". how is this possible?

[hbmmaster]

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

[effemimaniac]

Cryogenesis

[effemimaniac]

Time Travel

[effemimaniac]

IVF

[effemimaniac]

Cloning

[effemimaniac]

Temporary Dogwoman transformation resulting in partial aging in "Dog Years"

[effemimaniac]

Cheating/lying

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[nemfrog]

Honeybees in clover. In Field and Forest. 1928.

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[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[abyssal-ilk]

i love hitting characters with the disability beam. we should all be hitting characters with the disability beam. my favorite activity

[abyssal-ilk]

annoyed that your favorite character canonically receives a grievous injury that they seem to walk off without issue? oh do i have a solution for you.

[the-grassy-hill]

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[4rthstandbreak]

Who's tryna die at the ao oni x round 1 bowling collab

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[kaylmao]