Whimsy Should Be a Color

22 year old Bay Area native. Feminist and writer.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[itskyatto]

[hamilfessions]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

this gets funnier when you see the time stamp

[teathattast]

[deadbeatmaker]

@ other people with adhd, do you guys also have that thing where you think every single task takes one hour?

Like I know I need to be somewhere at 8am and it’s a 30 min walk so I should probably leave at 7. I wanna eat breakfast so I guess I need to go to the kitchen at 6am, but I also wanna do my makeup so thats 5am, and I need some time to wake up and brush my teeth etc... guess I need to wake up at 4am! And I also need to wash and clean my entire house by 5pm..... better start at 4pm

[snarkylittlespeedster]

Yes! Or just disproportionate time management in general. I'm considered to be an on-time person for the most part but it's because I over-plan like this lol.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Underrated part of womanhood is realizing you’re just like. allowed to go outside looking like shit

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[holisticfansstuff]

Tags via @aziraphalesbian

[everythingstarstuff]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[sunfortune]

almost every romcom directed by a man is like: the most annoying, obnoxious, childish, Adult man you have Ever seen gets with a smart, driven, woman who has her life in order unlike him. watch as SHE learns to let loose and compromise for Him :)

In theaters Valentine’s Day 💘

[spearmint-milkshake]

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

[cocksmasher69]

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

[cheekless0nion]

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

[celean0]

You have got to be kidding me

[wreathedinscales]

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

My dude………..stop

[coffeebuddha]

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

i’m a fucking pastry chef

[gotlostintheuniverse]

met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too

i have a degree in physics

and am a published coauthor in astrophysics

[sxpositive]

the best part is that the woman who invented the term ‘mansplaining’ (her name is Rebecca Solnit and i highly recommend her collection of essays) came up with it when she was at a party one night and a man tried to explain a book to her, and wouldn’t let her speak long enough for her to tell him that

she wrote the bloody book he was mansplaining to her

[incendavery]

coming out

[amor-ascetico]

[bizarrism-deactivated20210929]

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

che la mia ferita sia mortale “may my wound be deadly”

[peachdoxie]

Captain Marvel has two of the things women desire the most from the superhero genre and all too frequently miss out on:

An extremely powerful woman protagonist who is not framed according to the male gaze, isn’t sexualized, and has no love interest at all

cat

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a [joke pending]

[thetyrannosaur]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

[virginiaisforhaters]

he really did just call him up and say she’s gonna fuck the fishman didnt he 

[virginiaisforhaters]

confirmed

[le-sad-demiurge]