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[daily-best-jokes]

What’s the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne comes on a child after they’re 12.

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[pre-party]

“To whom do I owe the biggest apology? No one’s been crueller than I’ve been to me.”

— Alanis Morissette - Sorry to myself

[remanence-of-love]

[miss-kush-queen]

Hearing a girl cum for you is the most satisfying sound ever.

[positive-g]

omg for reaaaaaal tho 😍

[books-n-quotes]

“Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow.”

— Elizabeth Smart, By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept (via books-n-quotes)

[positive-g]

Duke!! My favorite boy ❤️