Wonderland

"Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile." Paulo Coelho

[positivelyjenny]

One of my dreams is to follow a family around Disneyland and photobomb them the entire time.

[theburningsouls-deactivated2016]

I was in the middle of teaching my last class for the day, and the fire alarm went off. Now our practice days are scheduled ahead of time, so I knew this wasn’t a drill and made it clear to the students as well. Which is why I was rather thrown when I started to lead them towards our exit door, and half of them broke away to casually walk over to their lockers and get frivolous personal items. Guys…no…the building is on fire, there is a fire, you will be okay without your purse or your ipod. Jesus it’s like people have no self preservation anymore.

[positivelyjenny]

The same happened to me last week with the fire simulation at my apartment. I immediately took comet and run outside as fast as my feet could get me to then realise that almost everyone was still inside trying to find a way to carry out all of their electronic devices. It's as if the value of life has decreases as time goes by.

[taylorstatham]

Being the manager is the best. I like being the boss. Though I need more workers, anyone want a job at the bar? 

[taylorstatham]

[positivelyjenny]

Wait are you serious? Yes! Please I need a new job or Hunter's gonna end up paying the rent all by himself.

[jfcwestley]

Today, I learned how to make a kite. Yes, this will definitely benefit me in the outside world. Every time that I feel either homicidal or suicidal, I shall build a fucking kite.

[positivelyjenny]

I can build a kite with you if you want. I'm pretty good at it 'cause kids dig that and I do need to keep them entertained or I'd loose my job. How are you feeling? Better than yesterday?

[alexquill-deactivated20140627]

Hey! Watch it!

[positivelyjenny]

I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for it to hit you, promise.

[iris-calloway]

I can honestly say that it was a good first day at work and I actually like this job.

[positivelyjenny]

You deserve a round of applause. Seriously, I've yet to find out a job that I truly enjoy. Well aside from babysitting that is.

[spencexhastings]

[positivelyjenny]

Text ➝ Huntie

Hunter: no you donttttt

Hunter: it's kind of funny, admit it. I'm coming, be right there lol

Jenny: i will if you donyt get ths jar out of my hadn

Jenny: i'm getting tirde off typing so hurry up

Jenny: okay mayeb...still i kinda watn my hand back

[positivelyjenny]

Text ➝ Huntie

Hunter:......your hand is stuck in the cookie jar?

[2 minutes later]

Hunter: sorry, I rolled off the bed laughing at that lol

Jenny: i hate you. with burning passion.

Jenny: you're an idiot. it's not funny! it hurts and it;s difficult to write with one hand. now get your ass in here and help me out.

[positivelyjenny]

Text ➝ Huntie

Hunter: Oh gosh what happened

Hunter: but my bed is so comfffyyyy

Jenny: i might've been hungry and in an attempt to grab as many cookies as possible...iendeduphavingmyhandstuckinsidethejar there i said it

Jenny: dont make me go there!

[theburningsouls-deactivated2016]

Ah yes, I can be a bit of a perfectionist myself sometimes. And in any case we are all our own worst critiques so we are never quite pleased with anything we do. But it’s the trying that’s the important part…people get focused on the end goal, on telling themselves it’s the final product that holds all their worth. I don’t think that’s true though, I think it’s the process in between, the effort, the want to do or be or create, that matters most.

[positivelyjenny]

Perfectionism has always been an issue with me. I've always found it hard to work as a team with someone else 'cause of it. Like when we had a project at school and they where in charge with the design, I ended up doing everything 'cause the thought of someone else cutting without precisions or drawing outside the lines was enough to drive me crazy. Now I've got it under control but sometimes it escapes my control and that's when I'm frustrated the most. Exactly! The process is the most important time. It take time to reach the end goal but it's worth it once you;ve accomplished it.

[embercallahan]

I am definitely liking your logic, but you’re sounding like my brother a bit. His motto is “if it speeds up my death chances are it’s worth it.” We should totally try it, I’m down. My name’s Ember, by the way.

[positivelyjenny]

His motto is quite...unique? Though I'm gonna stick with mine. I'd rather eat fast food and have a momentarily feeling off happiness and regret it afterwards to then repeat the cycle. Nice to meet you, Ember. I'm Jenny and I'd love to try it out one of these days when you're free.

[anyafoley]

Nah, but at least you could say it. You couldn’t rinse it off afterwards?

[positivelyjenny]

Maybe I could've but I doubt people would care if I taste good or not. Nope it took me twenty min to find a bathroom and by then it had dried off and started to be icky and stuff.

[bentley--reed]

I’m sorry that it happened to you but that’s kind of hilarious. Plus, how do you know it was them? Maybe the vending machine had it out for you. Either way, are you okay?

[positivelyjenny]

It's not that funny when you're the one the prank's being directed at. I wish I would've brought a change of clothes with me or something. I never thought of it that way. Though I doubt the vending machine would drop a heavily shaken soda out of nowhere. Yeah I'm fine, I guess. I've learned my lesson though.

[thechristiantorres]

What kind of soda was it anyway?

[positivelyjenny]

That's the only thing I was lucky at. I managed to get drenched by my favorite soda, which is Dr.Pepper. So I've gotta thank the universe for taking pity on me and making it somehow more bearable.

[jfcwestley]

Im seriously just even done talking.

[positivelyjenny]

I'll take that as my cue to shut up. But since I can't stop talking, I'll just change the subject. So quick question, would you rather have cookies or muffins?

[anyafoley]

That’s true. At least you know you taste good?

[positivelyjenny]

I doubt tasting good is gonna help me out. I rather no taste as soda considering how once it dried out my skin become all sticky.