a public junk diary by alice m.

i dunno man, life's short but i'm shorter. ||archived blog||

[possibly-in-wonderland]

4 years with this blog holy shit :O

(Granted I've been on Tumblr longer than that)

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Speaking of Star Trek:

Many moons ago we were working on learning Klingon and our mom had posted about it to Twitter (Before Muskrat) and THE William Shatner (OG Captain Kirk) liked the Tweet.

And I had never seen my mom more excited.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

So the good news is our curls are kinda coming back after shaving 99% of our head a few months back.

The bad news is this is not fully deterring us from wanting to bleach our hair again.

The unrelated news is that we kinda wanna watch Star Wars <has never actually seen SW and grew up a Trekki

[possibly-in-wonderland]

I shit you not I had a MAJOR dislike for Yoshi's Story for this reason. Not because it would scare me, but because I got really attached to the Yoshis and would deadass start crying because of them dying.

Wouldn't mind maybe one day digging out the N64 and popping in our copy of Yoshi's Story to see if we can actually beat the fucking game.

[blueberryjamsart]

happ new 2 u 2, snek

[zrooper]

@lizardlizardlizardlizard

[possibly-in-wonderland]

I think I've just given up on our dad actually including us in dinner at this point.

Honestly I've given up on our mom including us too.

[achillesinhighheels]

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@important-cat-pics

[werewolf-transgenderism]

saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.

likely place for tony hawk to be

[cookinguptales]

“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Okay so I pretty much have to jump start the battery of the Aveo every time I start it because the battery is shit :|

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Us, thinking our Metalocalypse hyperfix is coming back and we can finally finish those WIPS from 2023:

The Metallica hyperfix pushing the Metalocalypse one out of the way in like 48 hours since Metalocalypse led to our Metallica interest:

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Friend gets into Sally Face and we then get into Sally Face.

This leads to us discovering Metalocalypse and then really getting obsessed with Metallica.

Metallica then led to us finding out about Eddie Munson and getting back into Stranger Things.

The rabbit hole continues because it eventually led to our CRP phase coming back and the discovery of a bunch of Slenderverse media and eventually us meeting our closest friends.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Seriously if anyone thinks their interest in something is bad, wait until the next time I get drunk while this Metallica hyperfixation is going strong because for some reason it leads to Kirk Hammett Appreciation Hours.

And also weirdly specifically appreciating his feet.

We don't even have a foot fetish, yes it's confusing wha

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Us, thinking our Metalocalypse hyperfix is coming back and we can finally finish those WIPS from 2023:

The Metallica hyperfix pushing the Metalocalypse one out of the way in like 48 hours since Metalocalypse led to our Metallica interest:

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Was talking about how I've been seeing a specific type of car a lot lately and our sister was talking about how she doesn't mind old cars and about how newer cars are shit and what happened was:

Sis, jokingly: This car can drive you home while you sleep!

Me: Yeah, so can my non-existent horse.

Sis, imagining the horse behind a wheel: [Laughing]

[buggle-404]

The creature

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Happy New Year, EST Gang :)