A Bit of Everything and A Bunch of Nothing.

21. Texan. Female. I will likely always probably generally offend someone. Get used to it, or get out. I work at a coffee shop during the morning, enjoy Doctor Who, Supernatural, Once Upon a Time, Criminal Minds, and of course Sherlock during the day, and I tie people up naked at night.

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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his best friend and his cooking pot?

Because they’re both cauldron.

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My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than red and blue combined.

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

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I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

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Ensure that 1 in 1000 cars have confetti in place of airbags

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:/ Relatable.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

[allaboutschool]

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This is... Random.

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[tastefullyoffensive]

(via friend_of_bae)

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Me.

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facetiming your best friend like

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Oh the usual.

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When nobody is texting you back

[disneymoviesanywhere]

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Me. Everyday.

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Know your strengths.