[post-malonja]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[post-malonja]

a man with a clown phobia walking into his therapy session: fuck you charles i have never been wrong in my life

[palqia]

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[post-malonja]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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[sludgetears]

i only have two emotions

yeah man

nah son

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[outcrying]

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[jpgmami]

uhgodly

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