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[posteggfun]

Any plans foʁ moʁe Dave ze Accountant? We ʁeally love it oveʁ 'eʁe.

- Daschiterron

I have an idea for a new chapter of Dave the Accountant, but have not written it yet. Thank you for the kind words

[gingerbeercosplay]

CW: Incest, Intox

Stuck with a terrible, immoral fantasy about being some college sophomore’s sleazy dyke aunt. She’d visit and come out about how she’s “experimenting with her sexuality” and she’s only comfortable telling me, asking me not to tell her direct family. I say of course I understand and support her and give her a big hug.

Then I offer her a beer to toast her new journey. “Just don’t tell your family,” I say with a wink.

Three beers later, we’re on the couch together and my hand is sliding slowly between her legs, feeling them out to see if they spread for me.

She seems reluctant at first, but they finally open.

Taking the invitation, I work my hand up her thigh, gently squeezing a path to her groin, rubbing through her jeans and earning a soft moan of approval. I rub harder, feel her wetness spread and stain the denim as I pet my prize.

When she’s soaked and whimpering at my touch, I get on my knees in front of her, look her in the eyes, and ask her if she’d like to unbutton her pants for me now.

[foreststairspreservationsociety]

All kinks exist on a fucking to hobby spectrum. Feet is fucking. Bootblacking is hobby. Primal is fucking. Latex is hobby.

Despite being a means to fuck, straps are hobby.

[africanaquarian]

I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...

[astraltrickster]

To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.

For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.

Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.

Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.

[fernwah-funzone]

i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop

IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS

https://invidious.io/

it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^

[strangeremain]

I think an underdiscussed part of what makes being a hound so attractive for so many dolls is the idea that fighting so hard to survive and withstanding so much suffering would directly benefit someone we care for and make them pleased, since we already do that daily IRL without positive feedback.

[strangeremain]

Question for fellow petplay freaks: where have you been buying your muzzles? I’m struggling to find a good one that is suitable for long term wear.

[posteggfun]

Snuffbait who has a dotted line tattooed on her neck with text saying “cut here”

[servantofdiscord]

Y’know that trope that goes like

Character A: “That’s it, Character B has gone too far! I’m going to confront them in their office!”

*door slams*

*5 seconds later*

Character A, obviously brainwashed: “Character B has done nothing wrong, everything is fine actually… 😵‍💫”

I love that trope.

[bawdybooster]

It can't be that good of a trope. You know what? I want a word with you in private about how this trope isn't as good as you make it out to be.

[bawdybooster]

Dyscord Is Entirely Right About How Good This Trope Is.

[servantofdiscord]

Well you can’t argue with an endorsement like that folx~ 💙🧡

[caspianhypno]

No we are talking about this you can't just mindcontrol people into agreeing with you.

[caspianhypno]

I would like to retract my previous statement Dyscord is allowed to mindcontrol who ever they want.

[servantofdiscord]

I’m happy to keep resolving any issues people have with my objectively correct opinions anytime. Just step into my office and we’ll hash it out~

[posteggfun]

I have some questions about the ethics of what you've been doing. Oh, you've got super comfy chairs in your office.

[posteggfun]

All of my questions were answered to my satisfaction. Dyscord has not and will not do anything unethical. If you wish to learn more, simply cum come into its office, and it will explain.

[servantofdiscord]

Y’know that trope that goes like

Character A: “That’s it, Character B has gone too far! I’m going to confront them in their office!”

*door slams*

*5 seconds later*

Character A, obviously brainwashed: “Character B has done nothing wrong, everything is fine actually… 😵‍💫”

I love that trope.

[bawdybooster]

It can't be that good of a trope. You know what? I want a word with you in private about how this trope isn't as good as you make it out to be.

[bawdybooster]

Dyscord Is Entirely Right About How Good This Trope Is.

[servantofdiscord]

Well you can’t argue with an endorsement like that folx~ 💙🧡

[caspianhypno]

No we are talking about this you can't just mindcontrol people into agreeing with you.

[caspianhypno]

I would like to retract my previous statement Dyscord is allowed to mindcontrol who ever they want.

[servantofdiscord]

I’m happy to keep resolving any issues people have with my objectively correct opinions anytime. Just step into my office and we’ll hash it out~

[posteggfun]

I have some questions about the ethics of what you've been doing. Oh, you've got super comfy chairs in your office.

[kassehkitteh]

I just defeated the clockwork dancers in silksong

MY POOR GAY BOYS

WHY HORNET. WHYYYYYY.

WAS THERE NO OTHER WAY YOU MONSTER

THEY JUST WANTED TO DANCE TOGETHER

YOU KILLED MY BOYS

AHHHHHHH

[posteggfun]

This was my most emotionally affecting boss in Silksong. I’ve never felt so bad killing a boss before

[strangeremain]

Submission is the most liberating feeling in the world. Never do I feel more at peace than when I am allowed to be small, desperate, and pathetic and yet know that I am still wanted, useful, and of service. It’s the ultimate freedom to shut off my anxious mind and just be a body.

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

[doubleca5t]

Kars4Kids being in the news again has reminded me that Oorah is one of those research rabbit holes that will drive you insane because it's impossible to describe without sounding at least a little anti-Semitic.

[doubleca5t]

"ok so you know those really annoying Kars4Kids ads? You know the ones that are like '1-877-KARS-4-KIDS' yeah those? Ok so all of the money from that charity goes to this organization called Oorah which is this non-profit dedicated to supporting the Haredi Jewish community in New York and New Jersey. Yes they advertise nationwide, no they do not mention their religious affiliation in the ads. What are Haredi Jews? They're like the Duggar family of Jews we don't have time to get into it. What kind of services does Oorah provide? Mostly free trips to Israel for teenagers where they can listen to settler propaganda and hook up with IDF soldiers. Do they do anything else? They invest in real estate, they run some upstate New York summer camps that are famous in the area for labor and safety violations and they also do adult matchmaking. Why would a charity need to run a matchmaking service? Because the Haredim do arranged marriages look I told you we can't get into this right now. Oh also they run an annual 'charity auction' that is probably an illegal raffle and their mascot is an anthropomorphic $5 bill named Fiveish. No I'm not kidding bro I fucking WISH I was kidding rn"

[doubleca5t]

Now you might be saying "hey Minerva I recognize that mascot, isn't that Yapdollar???" Yes and no. When he's promoting Oorah he's Fiveish and when he's narrating over bad Chinese lifehack videos he's Yapdollar it's sort of a Jeckyll and Hyde situation.

[queensabre1224]

Handler doesnt look at my tumblr so she wont see if I am rebellious on main, mwahahaha.

That being said, apparently before she found me she did see one of my hit mechsploitation posts. So as long as this doesnt go viral its fine.

[posteggfun]

Hope this goes well for you

[alliekills]

i am so glad i don’t have a dick cause this girl would have me unable to go anywhere ever. they’d have to drain me at the er with a blood tap every two days. thank god for my vagina and my secretly unrelenting lust

[posteggfun]

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery, etc, etc

[posteggfun]

Military anesthesiologist who gets transferred to a Hound development facility

Military anesthesiologist who puts the Hounds to sleep before their various augmentation surgeries

Military anesthesiologist who sees the look of pure adoration the Hounds give to their Handlers, not a thought behind their eyes

Military anesthesiologist who goes home to an empty apartment

Military anesthesiologist who looks at the Hounds with a growing sense of envy

Military anesthesiologist who hopes the Handlers notice her longing

They do, but Hounds are pilots. That is not the anesthesiologist’s role.

Military anesthesiologist who applies for pilot school

[queensabre1224]

Accidentally called a girl I was “kissing” handler. Now I have to force her to read all of the warhound stories so she knows what I am talking about.

[posteggfun]

Oh you two are about to have so much fun