i post like im an akielon

in my mind i’m a southern akielon woman just chilling and this is the unfortunate biproduct of that sister account: @postinglikeaveretian

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hi y’all this account is going to be me making posts as if tumblr somehow existed in the world of captive prince and im a perpetually irritated akielon woman. why? bc i think it’s Funny

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veretians will look you dead in your eyes and ask if you’ve ever seen a pet performance. bitch you mean like dog racing?

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veretian man stopped by my tavern today and asked for extra cushions because his backside was sore. i said oh im sure

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just saw a veretian pet performance for the first time. men used to go to war