things i say while playing dark souls:
- oh for fucks sake - please for the love of god not spiders - FUCK ME IN THE ASS - if he comes in here i’m going to cry - what…..the fuck. what the fuck. - BRUH - RUN TO THE FUCKING BONFIRE RUN WHY CANT I SIT AT IT???? - motherfuck- - MOTHERFUCKER - fist me daddy - are you KIDDING ME - he just fucking sat on me - HOW DID THAT HIT ME???? - I ROLLED!!! - i swear i fucking rolled - JUST ROLL JUST ROLL ROLL ROLL - IDIOT - WHAT AN ASSHOLE - what the fuck just happened - holy mother- - i will shove this controller up my ass if i die - are you dead? - i’m fucking dead - [screaming] - [LOUDER SCREAMING] - git gud gIT GUD MOTHERFRICK - WHAT A DICK. LITERAL DICK - holy shit where did you come from - WHY ARE THERE SO MANY - why can’t i hit them - lol i’m not going there - SPAM THE R1 IM SPAMMING THE R1 - FUCK - [angry mumbling] - [ANGRY INCOHERENT YELLING] - [crazy laughter] - i love dark souls this game is beautiful














