𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 // from rdr2 . ( request )
an assortment of dialogue prompts from lines said in silly fashion by arthur morgan ( the silliest outlaw in the states ) in rockstar's red dead redemption 2 . a mixture dialogues , missions and cutscenes .
" that's some strong stuff… doesn't seem to be doing you any harm though . "
" you're my favorite parasite ... no, wait, ringworm's my favorite parasite, you're my second-favorite parasite ... i lied . ringworm, then, rats with the plague, then you . "
" you want rescuing again , do you ? "
" we'll survive… always have … if needs be; we can eat you . "
" eighteen percent ? i thought we was doing the robbing here . "
" maybe we should cut you open and count the rings of whiskey . "
" we each made 15 dollars , oh, and a quarter ! don't forget the quarter ! "
" should i just ... sneak on now ? "
" just keep running into prized idiots like you . "
" i've had better days , that's for sure . but i look at you and i know things can always be worse . "
" … whatever you say … boss . "
" can i turn myself in ? "
" look , i'm sorry , friend . i can barely speak english . "
" i do my utmost to avoid you . "
" i'll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower… "
" forgive me if i slip and stab you in the face . "
" next time , let the wolves eat all your brain ... then you'll be a genius . "
" you really need to think about taking a bath . "
" you , sir , are a fish . "
" i got a gift right here ! "
" … and you unfortunately survived ? "
" you call this land ? feels like water to me . "
" as long as we get paid, or you get shot, i'm happy . "
" well … at least it isn't your job . "
" you are a compulsive liar . "
" jesus … what is that ? "
" careful not to work yourself to death there… "
" you know … i thought about getting into hosiery . but i just look better in a suit . "
" remind me to rob your trains, mister . "
" … me and my big mouth . "
" that's an idea … maybe the first time you've ever had one of them ! "
" fight this mob … they'd eat me alive . "
" no one would have me … "
" that attempt to seem all enigmatic and interesting … just makes you look stupid . "
" must be tough being rich, huh . "
" … i was being serious . "
" i'm glad i'm not your brother… "
" gah … i broke the goddamn wheel ! "
" oh i'm sorry … was their insufficient feathers in your pillow ? "
" … are you secretly normal ? "
" that'll be on my gravestone ! "
" is that perfume you're wearing … or did a cat piss on some kerosene ? "
" you're as lazy as a toad and twice as ugly… "
