can't have shit in the wasteland

hi im trick im from the wasteland im a war boy im not having a good day generally

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the thing is I like one of my coworkers.

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and only one.

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the thing is I like one of my coworkers.

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in the wasteland. straight up “shooting it”. and by “it.” well lets justr say. my Gun

[madmeks]

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what the fuck is that thing

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i feel like my job title is false advertising right now. first there’s not even any war and second im 30 i haven’t been a boy in several thousand days.

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the other reason living in the citadel sucks besides you know everything is lancers. we’re terrible. we suck so fucking bad. if you say anything at all to anyone everyone else knows about it twenty minutes later. where do we find the time? literally all we do besides beat the shit out of each other is sit in circles and yap. it’s our favorite activity.

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fun fact if you get any of us drunk enough we get very emotional about our drivers, except the ace, who starts dropping horrifying stories about every higher up in the citadel. yes this is why i can't take the immortan seriously anymore.

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the other reason living in the citadel sucks besides you know everything is lancers. we’re terrible. we suck so fucking bad. if you say anything at all to anyone everyone else knows about it twenty minutes later. where do we find the time? literally all we do besides beat the shit out of each other is sit in circles and yap. it’s our favorite activity.

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hard to believe i’ve been here a year. in celebration of this fact i will be staging a communist revolution. we have nothing to lose but our chains

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you thought white people baby names were bad well here in the wasteland they’re naming these bitches nux and slit. a week ago i met a man named bimbo and he died historic on the fury road. only normal name left out here is joe and that belongs to our ugly ass god. man fuck this shit im moving to detroit.

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have been told it’s my birthday which is confusing. how do you know that history man. were you there. are you keeping track. what the fuck

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Weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

I’ve seen many but. gotta be slit’s driver. he looks like he’s being tormented by a ghost or some kind of evil spirit

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he sleepwalked past me last night im shaking what the FUCK

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die in a pit 🫶

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HELLO?????

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Weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

I’ve seen many but. gotta be slit’s driver. he looks like he’s being tormented by a ghost or some kind of evil spirit

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he sleepwalked past me last night im shaking what the FUCK

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all my posts are text to speech because i cant read hope this helps

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what i dont have in ability to read i DO have in ability to fuck however

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they don’t tell u this but if you have signs and symptoms. watch out.

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this was a threat btw. the thing you gotta watch out for is me

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they don’t tell u this but if you have signs and symptoms. watch out.

[mocktortis]

i love people with really dark black eyes. it's just like wow did you swallow the void? can you teach me?

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convinced if the immortan stopped talking the ace would stop having migraines. cant explain it but they’re connected

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i was right btw. the immortan literally just inhaled into a mic and the ace immediately started clutching his temple

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Questions, you get questions. Uhh what is your favourite colour?

I saw how trying milo went so how about vegemite, that is free from the torments of lactose. A jar of that would surely survive the apocalypse as long as the sand stays out of it.

I like silver cause it’s shiny but I also like brown cause Libby’s eyes are brown :)

hmmm this Tastes. will be sharing it