"That's so Alice." -mockTORTIS

Alice enthusiast, friend of Parasites terfs, fascists, bigots: begone.

[nonbinarybrianmolko]

Why was my era of drawing shitty pinterest cybersigilism tattoos on myself kind of fire

[nonbinarybrianmolko]

More freehand kinda ones from around a year later (ie from my brain not from pinterest)

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[newporters]

grab somebody sexy and tell them hey are you in the right headspace to give me everything tonight

[yourlovealone-is-not-enough]

listening to la mer while sitting on a beach alone at night, i don’t think i’ve ever felt the song in my soul like this before

[queerofthedagger]

okay let's actually do this properly

Where do you write your fics/stories

Word

Google Docs

Scrivener

LibreOffice

Obsidian/Notion

ProtonDocs

Notes App

Directly into AO3

Ellipsus

Handwriting

Other (explain in tags?)

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[the-lavender-creator]

Notes app/website so I can have everything on my phone + laptop at the same time. Also I don't need formatting stuff from normal word processors bc I wrote in html

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[the-faggot-brackets]

ROUND 1 POLL 1

Who is the faggiest?

Misericordiia

Finnslay

Voting ended on9h

@misericordiia @finnslay

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

misericordiia:

Taz - he/him

image by @skzxperience

"i literally got recruited to the board of directors for my area's pride foundation within 10 minutes of arriving at pride. my dad started the first gsa in the region and helped a student SUE the PRINCIPAL for being homophobic. im transgender and taking women/gender/sexuality studies courses and do clown drag. whats gayer than clown drag. my top post at over 100k notes is about wanting to give away your uterus and made me known as uterus boy. im in a genderfuck relationship with a pansexual he/they and am a costume designer. my job is doing stage drag for people. i get paid for this. also my theater teacher fucked mikey way. and im bisexual thats important too i think."

"also i will send you a picture of my dog if you send me an ask with proof of your vote for me"

finnslay:

Finnley (or Finn) - they/it/neos

"I'm plural and all of us are some flavor of queer, so we're like more fag per faggot or something i guess? why vote one competitor when you can vote for multiple in one. we got all sorts of labels in here. gay men, lesbians, pan and bi and omni, abro, quite a few genders, multiple asepcs. we're checking more boxes so logically it makes sense to vote us"

"also anyone who shows proof they voted for us, we will make a super silly little doodle of their request!"

GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN!

[misericordiia]

VOTE FOR ME RIGHT MEOW PLEASE!!!

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[7777777awawawa7777777]

“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[iamfetish66666]

I love it when women are unapologetically horny perverts

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[trezcanons]

imagining trent picking his nose

[t-800]

would you get married

yes

no

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours