"Cum Waiter," I say. "My cum."
[cum waiter exits room]
[loud and cartoonish sex noises can be heard from the other room]
[cum waiter returns, sweating and panting, knees wobbling, and carrying a silver plate of white liquid]
"Y-y- y-your cum, sir."
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"Cum Waiter," I say. "My cum."
[cum waiter exits room]
[loud and cartoonish sex noises can be heard from the other room]
[cum waiter returns, sweating and panting, knees wobbling, and carrying a silver plate of white liquid]
"Y-y- y-your cum, sir."
Today i pointed at a light on the ceiling and said "i want you dead" so sorry god if you thought i was talking to you
Apology rescineded actually fuck that guy
everyones always talking the future of biotechnology and body augments like being super strong or fast but what i want is to have retractable teeth so i can give my homies the GumGum Double-Handed Tornado Twist 9000.
New video game challenge!
Everytime you die the rope gets a little tighter.
I stop you in an alley.
"Finest wares in town; fancy a gander?" I say as I open my trenchcoat.
Today i pointed at a light on the ceiling and said "i want you dead" so sorry god if you thought i was talking to you
What in the knick knack frick frack paddy wack kentucky fried FUCK is this!?!?
I cant stop laughing at this cuz all i can think of is the meme version of My Heart Will Go On
I just got a "precautionary email" from discount tires and im scared to open it
I dont know, can I? What up Im Covid, im 19 and I never learned how to breathe
Every day i wake to the toils of this mortal coil. Its flesh my be warm and roomy but the rot is getting out of hand.
Realistically the difference between Tumblr and Whisper is negligible.
But one is definitely more horny than the other.
I had a dream last night that barbie became God, turned into a volcanco and just exploded
Leonardo DiCaprio doesnt know shit abt acting
All he knows is be hot, play a male love interest and die