Wait. Wat.

I don't get it.

[dial1-800]

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I wand water slids

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The ghost in my apartment is obsessed with turning the tv on and playing downtown abbey

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Also k want a Bob's burgers Van's line. No questions asked @fox

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The Quaker rice crisps are highly underrated

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I just said "my feet are exposed to the elephants" Instead of saying elements

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I told my boyfriend that if I were a potato I would be a sweet potato. He told me no and then called me a russet potato. Get the pitchforks boys n girls

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I went to a gay club and my friend and I were dressed up as fred and daphne... but he looked more like Ellen DeGeneres and we only made that connection after a a drunk lesbian hit on him.

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How does so much hair get in my bitt crack after I shower?

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The devil face in my head keeps whispering to me to eat chicken nuggets

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They call the portable potties in new Orleans poo dat I want to shake the ceo's hand

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My egg yolk oozled everywhere. Rude.

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The cat I live with yalks to our demon, dennis. It scare me

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You know sometimes I think about those floaty boys in my eyeballs and wonder if they having a good time. Like is my eyeball their world and everytime I ink a tsunami just happens. I'm so sorry mr. N mrs. Steve

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A prime steak example.

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The snapchat halloween lwtters can make anyything I say creepy and I love rt

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Life would have been so much sinpler if I was a horse girl

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I can't stop reading in italics