"It is not within me to be that."

hi😎 · I'm a minor · I'm bad at people · I love hearing about MCYT and know far less than I should about the Dream SMP so PLEASE talk to me if you want someone to talk to about it · Heat Waves by Glass Animals is a very good song, as is Tongue Tied by Grouplove👀👀👀

[mcecologist-deactivated20230514]

A few instances of Dream and George being tired together/ “in bed” together

I’m sure there are many more (which says a lot)

So many things about their interactions turn my heart to mush but the apparent bedtime ritual tops the list

They seem to take comfort in eachothers presence, want to relax together, possibly to a point of needing the other to fall asleep

I mean who wouldn’t want to fall asleep to the voice of your favorite person, especially when you can’t be together physically

I would even argue that they are at their best when they’re “synced up”

Total brainrot here but we hear how soft Dream gets in front of 200k+ people... imagine how much softer he is when they’re alone

[gwynethpaltbruh]

George took "sit there and look pretty" a little too seriously... tbh as he should

[lilastravars]

ok i know absolutely nothing about the whole dream minecraft smp thing and i don’t like shipping real ppl but i started heat waves out of curiosity bc y’all crashed ao3 for it, it better be good

[grimaya]

the bringer of death, the lover of light, the one who guards from the dark of the night

[georgous]

Heatwaves just came on the radio and the way I gasped LOL

[n4b3]

Dream talks so much about kissing George so I'm sure when they meet up irl we'll see Dream at least kissing George on the cheek. At least.

you know, i would say its bait or pandering but the amount of times and instances that dream mentioned out of nowhere and even out of topic that he wants to kiss george it does seem like is no joke at this point lmao

[onyourleftist]

someone please write a dnf or karlnapity fic from this i would die

[myrandom-fandomlife]

is everything that happened with dnf after heat waves blew up real

like i already made a post about this but their whole existence just feels like some sort of fever dream or social experiment made to comfort my lonely bisexual little self

[snapprocrastinates-deactivated2]

Bald

Dirty blond

Light brown

Blond

My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days: a time of peace when the Cc kept balance between the Bald Tribes, Dirty Blond Kingdom, Light Brown Nation and Blond Nomads.

But that all changed when the Light Brown Nation attacked.

Only the Cc master of all four elements; only he could stop the ruthless war.

But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

invasive species encroach on lesbian territory

[dreaming-shark]

This is a common misconception because they’re such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Lowe’s. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Lowe’s to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

[ailithnight]

A properly raised and socialized Dad will be perfectly comfortable cohabiting with Lesbians. Its not really “encroaching on another’s territory”. You wouldn’t say that about foxes in a forest that also homes bobcats, would you? No. It’s just two different species that have both evolved to live in similar/the same environment. As long as they recognize each other as equals, Dads and Lesbians are more than capable of cohabitation.

Now, if you were to release a pack of Lumberjacks into a Lowes or Home Depot, that’s where chaos will reign. Being adapted to a far harsher and more demanding environment, the Lumberjacks would simply push Dads and Lesbians both out and also consume far more than a sustainable amount of resources. It would be like releasing bears at a country club.

[chequerootlurks]

As a former timber-harvester… I feel this is potentially accurate in theory. But highly improbable in actuality.

Lumberjacks, like most megafauna species generally require more space than the average hardware store, even a big box store could provide. The misconception is that Lumberjacks are a social species because of how they often work and live together.

This is a matter of necessity, not preference, and a survival technique for thriving under the LogBoss.

A “pack” of Lumberjacks, if not under the environmental pressure of a LogBoss will naturally disperse until they each have a wide territory.

Lumberjacks rarely fight for territory.

One on one, a Lumberjack could drive out a Dad or Lesbian, however the latter tend to travel in social packs.

Lumberjacks will passively retreat on the presence of large numbers of people. Kind of like Sasquatch.

Getting a “pack” of Lumberjacks assembled would be hard enough unless they were forced into a Hardware Store by a LogBoss. In that case, they would already be in a heightened and potentially agitated state far above their natural behavior. This artificial scenario can be likened to a circus animal running amok. If it had been in the wild, the incident would not have occurred.

Free-roaming Lumberjacks are the cryptids of the Hardware ecosystem. They are surprisingly quiet and unobtrusive.

Please stop labeling Lumberjacks as dangerous roving social predators. They are intermediate level omnivores and remarkably peaceful unless threatened.

[thatdisasterauthor]

As a hardware store worker I can say that this is all 100% accurate.

[swindle94]

now how in the FUCK am i supposed to leave tumblr when a god tier post like THIS is just is just waiting for me daily?!?!?!

[fromchaostocosmos]

question where does the “art student” or “DIYer” “crafter” or “soap maker” or “miniaturist“ etc. who has ventured into the store for supplies fall into the ecosystem/what is their impact of said ecosystem?

[terulakimban]

Most of the above are native to craft and hobby stores (art students, historically, are native to museums, but having been introduced to hobby stores, have found a niche for themselves and thrived), but all can be seen in hardware stores on occasion due to territorial overlap. They are generally low-impact, as they tend to stick to specific small areas and primarily utilize different resources. While a large group of any of them can be disruptive (art students, in particular, are known to travel in packs), in general, they are more likely to have territorial disputes with one another than with the local fauna. 

A point of clarity -“crafter” is a bit misleading; while it conjures a specific image, much like ‘fish’ or ‘reptile’ it actually covers a broad array of wildly disparate species, and in general, more descriptive nomenclature is preferred. Fiber artists in particular are a genus to watch out for, particularly in groups. Beware a roving pack of domesticated quilters. They fear nothing, will go anywhere, and due to their social nature, will often seek interaction from other species that thrive best in solitude. They are quite friendly, and will happily adopt members of other species; the concern is that their adoptees do not always wish to be adopted. 

[midrashic]

#in search of taxonomic precision and peaceful coexistence (via welkinalauda)

[jammerlee]

And once in a great while when the conditions line up you’ll occasionally spot the rare “jack of all trades”. This is a hybrid species that, due to their nature, doesn’t belong to any specific ecological niche. Rather, depending on their inherited traits, they can be just as at home in a craft store as they would be in a hardware store. On occasion they’ve even been spotted in bizarre habitats you may not expect such as electronic shops. They tend to be migratory in nature, choosing one location for a short time before moving on to somewhere new. Because they can pass so easily from one environment to the next, they rarely take more resources than necessary, but do have a habit of leaving a trail of unfinished pieces before moving on due to their flighty nature. Generally, however, they are not considered a threat.

[queenofwordsandnerds]

This post was pure glory from start to finish

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

We don’t tolerate transphobia on this blog.

[titkoks]

[thebootydiaries]

[me-and-my-dumbass]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when cat babies sit so theyre shaped like a little peanut

[feministism]

[spideyyeet]

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