Mayonnaise.

Just a literate piece of poo from Denver

[potatobreasts]

[that-house]

MENTAI: HENTAI FOR MEN

[ashedwashed]

why is this based on my likes

[that-house]

I think that one’s on you chief

[cowboy]

God tjis must have been a good post

[grippy3000]

eat your own cock and then kill yourself

[everythingfox]

Sorry to keep you waiting, Sir. Hedgehog

(via)

[minotauri]

i think the average work schedule should be one hour 

[emilycarey]

A LOVE LETTER TO THE MEDIA THAT HAS SHAPED ME: 6/18 ➳ OCEAN’S 8 (2018) I want you to remember one thing, you are not doing this for me. You are not doing this for you. Somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. Let’s do this for her.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

[britomart]

starting a collection

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[tamamita]

they took vine from us

[official-mugi-two]

[thyrell]

jessy we have to fucking!!!!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[02nd]

death to America

[neverwonderneverremember-deacti]

i actually like living in the nightmare. it’s cool for me. this is what i’ve always wanted, in fact

[praying]