he really said that

[catchymemes]

[randomgirlyoudontknow]

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

[bobodenkirkisgay]

I hate when people describe not IMMEDIATELY responding as “ghosting.” Like “they totally ghosted me, and then when they finally texted back three hours later…” stop right there. That is not ghosting. I will teach you the meaning of ghosting

[tumbwr]

Can you tell me

[tumbwr]

please

[tumbwr]

hello?

[thememedaddy]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[lemonsweet]

Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together

[alphox]

LMAOOOOOO

[dunkstein]

Cultural Artifact

[lesbian-toddhoward]

my friend went to new york and this is the only photo he sent me

[emperornero]

i hope all humans randomly develop bug exoskeletons in the following year so tiktok skincare girlies can stop worrying about every single smallest line on their faces and just focus on how shiny and strong their chitinous armor is

[delmondo]

Op op op op. Oppenheimer style

heyyyyyy I'm become death

[transgenderer]

when youre a kid learning the word "penultimate" is like a drug

[calvinandhobbes]

i should be allowed to see my bones and organs whenever i want they’re literally mine this shit fucking sucks

[cannibalchicken]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[company]

half of this website should learn this

[thejohncarver]

Shut the fuck up

[company]

[beardedmrbean]

[toskarin]

just heard about ted kaczynski. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

[theyouth--waste-it]

The...the Unabomber???

[toskarin]

WHAT???? what the fuck?? how is this the first I'm hearing about this?

[toskarin]

[luxurybrownbarbie]

Everything Everywhere All At Once became the movie of all time™ for me the minute they made Joy the antagonist. The minute Waymond said, “There was one jumper who stood out from the rest; but you pushed her too far. The pressure of it fractured her completely”, it was UP!

Joy was wreaking havoc across dimensions begging for her mother to see her. To see who she created. To force her to understand that the same potential that devastates Evelyn is the same one she inherited. To beg her to understand that if Evelyn couldn’t carry it, how could she?

A masterpiece. Sorry to the haters.