Move To The Beat

22 | she/her | Australia Lucio main Battle net: TimTamSlam#11568

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[joeyclaire]

"i could fix him" i could break him. i could snap that fucker in half

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.

[jaubaius]

Sounds like most Chihuahuas and I would bet a prior Chihuahua owner would take him.

[squish-this]

I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

[taikova]

saving the world, meeting locals. i can’t believe i finished this drawing.

[tikkety-tok]

"No that’s an oil tank I’m not interested" 😂

[jaubaius]

Found something funny🔊

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[whatelsecanwedonow]

STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN // STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS

+BONUS:

[ansonmount]

LOWER DECKS - BECKETT MARINER: BEST OF

part 1 / 2

[whatelsecanwedonow]

STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS S01E08 | Veritas

[a-lc01]

[squided]

clunkiest water graphics I've ever seen

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[theexoticvet-deactivated2022070]

Me: “Hi, it’s Dr. Blank. What’s going on with Doofers?”

Owner: “He had surgery Wednesday and when we took the bandage off leg, the bone is showing!”

Me: “I see we neutered Doofers on Wednesday. Nothing was done with his leg other than a catheter. How long ago did you notice this?”

Owner: “Wednesday”

Me: “His bone has been exposed since Wednesday?”

Owner: “Yes”

Me: “I’m sorry, this sounds serious. Can you send a photo?”

Owner:

“His skin is gone”

Me: “Ok. So, his fur has been shaved for the IV catheter. But his skin is intact, is there a wound you can see?”

Owner: “You can see the bone right there. It wasn’t like this before the surgery.”

Me: “You can see the shape of his bone, yes, but his skin is still covering it. If you look at your own wrist see how you can see that bony bump? But it’s not exposed bone, it’s covered by skin.”

Owner: “His skin has been shaved off. His arm is skinny.”

Me: “His fur is shaved off. His skin is under the fur. It’s like when you get a hair cut.”

Owner: “But I can see the bone.”

Me: “Ok well let’s get him in for an appointment because that is serious. You can come right now.”

Owner: “I can’t come until Wednesday.”

Me: “We really need to see him, he could be very sick.”

Owner: “We can’t. I’ll call back.”

[vetisntdead]

[swoopingsilver]

The idiotcy of the general public never ceases to amaze me...

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

When I was training at my current job we had a lady come in saying her dog’s nipple had “exploded.”

It was just a dark colored nipple

[the-clown-wars]