Pancakes Or Waffles

"Technically I can have my cake and eat it too. I bought it it's mine."

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this

[potatoifyit-blog]

This looks pretty but like it tastes bad as well.

[that-quiet-gay-you-dont-know]

I once heard that there aren't many good pansexual puns

Me: If a pansexual causes a bunch of ruckus, couldn’t you say… they’re causing PANdemonium?

Friend(pan): Omg, you literally just said that…

Me: If everyone suddenly became pan, would it be called…. a PANdemic?

Friend:………………..

[potatoifyit-blog]

I'm going to start using this.

[potatoifyit-blog]

Inside my Brain

Why isn't there a potato emoji?

[potatoifyit-blog]

Gay Person: I'm gay

Straight Person: I don't care as long as you don't hit on me [forced laughter]

Gay Person: Don't worry about that, you're not really my type anyway.

Straight Person:

Straight Person:

Straight Person: wat the fcuk did u just say

[ineedmorelube]

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg

[theglasschild]

“There were people who went to sleep last night, poor and rich and white and black, but they will never wake again. And those dead folks would give anything at all for just five minutes of this weather or ten minutes of plowing. So you watch yourself about complaining. What you’re supposed to do when you don’t like a thing is change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.”

― Maya Angelou

[potatoifyit-blog]

Why are volcanoes great in relationships? Because they are full of

[faithbreaker]

[oneofthosecrazypunks-deactivate]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

[themoonisfree]

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

[silenthill]

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book. This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

[rabidauthor]

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

[colt-kun]

And I’ll support directors actually giving a crap about their actor’s health.

[theweirdwideweb]

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

[alexistudies]

And people wonder why i love them

[yoyothericecorpse]

Sale items & Shipping dates

Hi everyone I m having a mini sale 25%-35% off selected items. be sure to check them out :DDD orders will come with a little surprise gift too!! 

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[potatoifyit-blog]

Too beautiful to not reblog

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Well then......

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My Lil Bro Being An Ass On V-Day

Brother:*Being a little ass hole*

Mom: You need to stop acting outta character before I whup you back into it.

Brother:But it's a day of love.

Mom: Yea Imma love to whup your ass.

Me:*Bursts out laughing for 3 mins*

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?

[staff]

Interes

[fyamericandad-blog]

[potatoifyit-blog]

This is legit me.

[cizayox]

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

[michaonthemoon-blog]

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

[academicfeminist]

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

[dafuqyouwantfrumme]

This is good

[sushinfood]

I’M SO GLAD A FRENCH COMMENTER CALLED OUT DUMB ENGLISH THANK YOU