Toni🦋

kind of a nerd

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Dean: i don't date guys

Cas: *walks in*

Dean: i marry them

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Dean: *feels arms wrap around his waist*

Dean: I have a boyfr- *turns around*

Cas: *grins* Hello Dean

Dean: *blushes* Oh, hi boyfriend

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Dean: Ughh, last night i couldn't sleep

Sam: You know what the say, if you can't sleep it's because someone is thinkig about you

Dean: Yeah? But who the fuck would think about me at 3 a.m.?!

Cas: *silenced gay panic*

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Jack: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Sam: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable

Dean: Smad

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Dean: When i become a spy i'm gonna be agent c

Dean: tell everyone i'm spy-c

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Dean: I swear to go whoever took my favourite shirt is gonna-

Cas: *walks in wearing Deans favourite shirt*

Dean: -go on a date with me

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Dean: *whispers* Future Husband say what

Cas: What?

Dean: *screeches internally*

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Cas: which way did they go?

Dean: Well based on the directions of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the dirt, i'd guess they went left.

Cas: Wow, you could realy figure it out from that?

Dean: No. They sent me a text. See?

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Dean: *writes something*

Cas: What's this?

Dean: It's my To-Do list

Cas: But there is only my name on it?

Dean: Exactly

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Sam: Hey Cas, are you free on friday? Like, around 8 pm?

Cas: Yes, I am.

Sam: And you Dean?

Dean: Umm yes?

Sam: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your Date!

Dean: Did he just-

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Dean: Sam?

Sam: Yes?

Dean: Cas isn't my boyfriend anymore...

Sam: Wait what?... Noo-

Dean: He is my husband now :)

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Crowley: I could kill you if i wanted to, Dean.

Dean: Yeah, so could another person.

Dean: so could a Sandwich...

Dean: so could a nail...

Dean: You're not special Crowley.

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Dean: I didn't drink that much last night.

Sam: You were flirting with Cas.

Dean: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Sam: You asked him if he was single...

Sam: And cried when he said he wasn't.

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Cas: *staring at his phone* Sam, i have a question.

Sam: What's up, Cas?

Cas: What does 'thicc' mean? It has two c's

Sam: Uuhh, well, it kind of means like... i guess it means you have a nice butt.

Cas:

Sam:

Cas: *squinting intently at his phone, whispers* what the fuck Dean?

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Crowley: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket cant't possibly cover you?

Sam: Crwoley, it's 3 O'clock in the morning...?!

Crowley: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Dean: In the past i killed some Monsters, like Hitler. But it's not that important.

Sam: Dude you mention it in every conversation.

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Sam: Do you looked outside? The sunshine is beautiful!

Dean: *looks at cas who tries to catch a bee* Yes, yes he is...