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Three Goblin Art
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@potternerd8
Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways
Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky
ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.
Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.
Is your ship really that iconic if one of them haven't been buried alive and the other haven't tried to dig them out with their bare hands?
“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”
Please read the entire thing, i promise you will not be disappointed.
Someone finally recognized him
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.
The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.
No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.
Every once in a while, when I’m feeling down, I go and look at the notes on this post and they make me feel a lot better. This is the energy I want to carry into 2018.
For those who need to carry it into 2019.
The prophecy says that the new prince will marry his mother. The Queen decides to take the risk, and has a respectable abbey on speed-dial in case she ever wants to take the veil.
Years pass. The prince, under the loving eye of his parents, grows up to be spiritually minded, with a knack for speaking and ritual– in fact, he becomes a pastor.
Years after her husband’s death, the Dowager Queen falls in love again with the Minister of Agriculture, a gentle and kind man who is about her own age, also widowed. The prince is so happy that his mother has found love again, he presides over her second wedding with great joy.
The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.
Romans: ceasar is such a dick
Loki: stab him idk
Romans: you know what
This entire tv concept has added 10 years to my life
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years
actual sass queen rupert giles
Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:
KFC advertising executives:
Colonel Sanders: MILF hunter.
Avengers Endgame Credits: The Original 6 Avengers
one day your kid will be watching the marvel movies like it’s a classic, like it’s one of the masterpieces of our time, and you’ll be over their shoulder looking at the screen where Endgame is playing and you’ll remember the day you sat in the cinema room and cried for 5 hours and then couldn’t remember what’s the point of life for 3 weeks afterwards, and then you’ll tear up a little, and if that doesn’t make you feel blessed that you live in the day where you could experience the infinity saga in the theaters then i don’t know
Tony’s eyelids are tired. He wants to close them, but he doesn’t want his last moments to be looking at the back of his eyelids. He can’t look out the window because he doesn’t want his last moments looking out into space either. So he stares at his helmet.
“So my journey ends here huh,” he says to it. Oxygen will run out in about ten minutes.
He sighs. He doesn’t know if sending his messages worked. Nebula says it should. He hopes.
He’s startled by a knock on the window.
He looks up sharply. It's…it’s the war machine armor but all black and yellow.
“Are you Tony Stank?” Rhodey’s voice comes through the ship’s speakers. Tony would have cried if he could.
it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?
this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???
That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist
Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.
THAT’S THE ONE
If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.
