retired from sad, new career in business

i will kill the parts of me i cannot continue to carry, use my growing pains as fertile soil, take my past self by the hand and show them how to swim.

[powerburial]

ive been saving up for an illustrious red onion

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[dogpuppy]

[senatortedcruz]

How it feels to be an ugly girl with a crush

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[heartshop]

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[64mpg]

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

[glintblade]

male bisexuality is an elvish trait

[littlemissminu]

welcome to my rotisserie party

[littlemissminu]

never mind. you are no longer invited

[seafolks]

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

[beatlesweatles]

[awogga]

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[pjackk]

fuck my horible life the rodent wont leave my goon stump

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[scramratz]

[shitboy96]

[itsjesscapade]

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs