uh. meow?

✿ 20, he/they boything stoner faggot ✿ nsfw/kink sideblog ✿ minors dni ✿

[poundkittie]

18+ blog !!! horny-posting inbound

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

✮⋆₊ ⊹🩻💿🧷⋆₊ ⊹✮

ꕤ call me mew but if you need a name, call me joey

ꕤ bisexual, transmasc boything. 2 years on T, pre-top surgery. t4t but not exclusively. @stonedpuppyslut is my puppy <3

ꕤ massive stoner and i will talk about that a lot.

ꕤ switch w/ pretty heavy dom lean

ꕤ sporadically active. asks and dms are open and welcome but ill be slow to reply to dms.

kinks + limits are listed below. DNI terfs, ana/ed blogs or ana/ed kink blogs, cishets (conditionally)

kinks:

omorashi, intox, praise and degradation, humiliation, biting, petplay, knifeplay, scent, orgasm control/denial, light cnc, general manhandling and roughhousing, mild mommy kink

hard limits:

incest + fauxcest, hard cnc, raceplay, ageplay, scat, abdl, detrans, misgendering, feederism, inflation and things of that sort

i’m okay with most masc and gender neutral terms to refer to me + my body. dont say boycunt/anything along those lines about me though ill maim u. hot when ppl say it abt themselves tho :3

ok that’s it yaaaay

✧₊⁺🌐(>_<) ! -- ✩👾

[poundkittie]

i can’t stop thinking about if there was like. an actual aphrodisiac that made you so horny it hurts. so horny that just a little brush, a little skin to skin contact, maybe just a touch of the hand is enough to make you cum.

like. imagine fucking a puppyboy while he’s so sensitive from aphrodisiacs he can’t breathe. he’s squirming in place because every sensation goes straight to his cock. imagine making him cum over and over again until he can’t move, and he’s crying and begging you both to stop and to keep going because hes so exhausted but he’s still so fucking horny and you’re tired too but its just so good and i uhm ieuuehm what was i saying

[poundkittie]

holy fuck i’ve been logged out since like january and now this has 7000ish notes. um. hi i’m glad you like my hornyposting????

[two-birds-and-a-bush]

this kink is so funny what do you mean I'm wildly horny because I'm experiencing a basic bodily need

[poundkittie]

i love. intox and omorashi combined. gettimgdrunk as fuckt to pissmuself for my puppy. bsst feeling in the world

[salivapix]

one of my fav things in omo is when someone has to pee so bad that it makes them irritable and lowkey kinda mean, frustrated whenever anyone even talks to them because they're too focused on trying to hold themselves back. their lil legs keep bouncing and shifting together and they chew on their fingernails and their breaths get all heavy but they still try to act so tough until they finally reach their limit and all of their bravado just completely vanishes and they're reduced to tears and sniffles and whimpers as they piss all over themselves UGHHH i love it so much 🥹💕💕

[sistress]

rb to take a bite out of prev. just one good solid bite. no holding back. full force.

[uhhhhidkjusheteforpornlol]

hiiiii (with the intention of jerking off to you secretly while we text until i “accidentally” let slip that i’ve been touching to you)

[aberrantred]

Making a desperate, slutty boy say "I'm your dog" over and over again while hopelessly humping a pillow and whimpering. You agree, reblog.

[poundkittie]

hi. hiii. haiii.. :3 remember when. i told u about the dream i had. im thinking about it again cough cough..,,,, u looked SO pretty when i pushed you down onto your bed and you whined so so cute when i bit you hhhhhghg i remember how u smelled in the dream so well and FUCKKCKCKKHJ

HUOIGJ. sigh i need to let you off the leash more often im not usually subby in any way but uh. i will be thinking about that a lot tonight.

[fagboy-beckett]

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

plz let me grind on you while we make out :3

[gabbigoodboy]

There's something so hot about the way someone says "god you're cute" when you do something silly and it's with the intention to completely ruin you. 😳

[decaffeinatedgalaxyprince]

reblog this post if you wanna hear from people who are holding in their pee 💛

[poundkittie]

paws at you . hey. hey. hey. hey . only 10 more days left til december ^_^

YEAH IM AWARE STOP REMINDING ME

[nyxtickled]

the sixth love language: mutual masturbation (my tumblr mutuals jerking it to me)

[stonedpuppyslut]

look at my cute new necklace! ^_^

... you're looking at my necklace, right? not at anything else?

[poundkittie]

ahem. so. about this morning. i was thinking really hard about. being there with you. and then the thought sorta spiraled out of control and i was imagining

you in the bathtub in my hoodie and your boxers like you were earlier. me in there with you. holding you while you squirm and whine and beg me to let you go but i just tell you that i don't care how much it hurts, you're gonna hold it until you can't anymore. i praise you for every minute that passes that you hold it. but my hand sneaks lower and i press on your aching stomach just to make it even harder and force you to drink water whenever you start to find a comfortable position, so you can never find a way to fully take the edge off the pain, i just keep making it worse and worse until you're muffling your whining in my shirt while i stroke your hair and tell you you're doing such a good job. i slip one leg between yours and pin your hands so you can't do anything to keep it at bay. your begging gets more desperate and i know you're just on the edge of losing control, and that's when my fingers find your bladder and i press hard, and that's the final straw. you shudder and gasp and soak your boxers underneath me, probably blushing bright red at how embarrassed you are to do it, all while i tell you how good you were for me and hold you until you're done. and we shower together afterwards :3

ahem. what. wow where did all those words come from i don't remember typing any of that..??!

wow that sure is a lot of words ahem ahem.

it’d be even cooler i think if as i begged you to go i started grinding on your leg to help with the pressure. but that just turns me on so i start grinding faster. but the friction and how good it feels is making me more desperate by the second so by the time you press on my bladder i can’t tell if im about to piss or cum. probably both.

definitely both :3

[freaksentiment]

sighhh

just thinking about getting railed in the backseat of a car