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“Emperor! It is time for the next Consul election, do you have a candidate in mind?”

“I do.”

“Fantastic! May we know whom you’ve selected so we can prepare for—”

“My horse.”

“Your—”

#ancient rome #caligula

“Emperor! We’ve completed everything you asked, what next?”

“It is time to declare war on our greatest enemy.”

“Fantastic, sir, then shall we march tomorrow on—”

“The Sea.”

“The—”

#ancient rome #caligula

“Emperor! Now that we’ve reached the shores of Britannia, how shall we proceed to be victorious?”

“With the strategy of

picking seashells.”

“The—”

#ancient rome #caligula

#ancient rome #augustus caesar #julius caesar #marc antony #pompey

#ancient rome #diocletian #maximian

#ancient rome #Julius Caesar #marcus brutus

#domitian #the senate #ancient rome #he really said 'fuck yall'

Trajan: You know, I'm not sure about Hadrian as my successor. He seems a little... not the kind of person to produce an heir, if you know what I mean.

Pompeia:

Trajan: But he is a little... flamboyant

Pompeia:

#pompeia #hadrian #trajan #ancient rome #this is how it went in my head #even though we all know pompeia forged his adoption

“Come over”

“I can’t, I’m busy turning the city from bricks to marble”

#augustus caesar #ancient rome #this is the sole reason I made this account

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