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[povpee]

OH MY GOD. YOU REPLIED. I've been worried about you, how can I reach you? Are you still on your personal tumblr because I think I remember your url. Tell me everything!

wails loudly

i’ve been worried about you too ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ ) i’m still on my personal you can reach me there! aaaaaah i hope you see this soon!

[povpee]

my aim is being problematic and i can't seem to reach you but erm hwaiting with school! i miss you a lot! xoxo manly princess.

my god

ahh i’ve been away for a while so i don’t really know if you’ll see this or noth but i’ve missed you. can i say that? cause i miss you a lot and i’ve got so much to tell you and so many things i don’t understand...i don’t know if we’ll find each other again, this last time was purely by chance and god am i happy that it happened, but if we do then...i...honestly don’t know what i’d do. i’d be happy

[povpee]

aggressively promises to be back on here around wednesday

[povpee]

( svklee )

   ❝ Adorable is an  understatement,          Miss. I’m a real beauty, y’know. But          yes, you’re right about that. —— I’m          Sunny, for the record. ❞

    ❝You know, for someone with         such a child-like face, you         sure are cocky. A bit         unexpected. Sunny? Even         your name is like that of a         kid    Anyways. It's a pleasure         to meet you, I'm Arielle.❞

[povpee]

( symphvnic )

     ❝ My paranoia prevents me from gambling.         I’m an incredibly sour loser as well…          Can you win it back? ❞

     ❝Well I'll just say this, don't          get into gambling. It's not          worth it. I could try to win          it back but I'd probably just          lose more.❞

[povpee]

( antvrograde )

        “Don’t test me. I can and will scream, and then I will tickle you until you’re blue in the face.”

      ❝You wouldn't dare do such a thing.❞

[pyramage]

Paolo Sebastian, F/W 2015

[povpee]

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." he dusts over the edge of his nose, mustering up a smile. "In other words, thanks for acknowledging my existence."

     ❝Now that’s just cute.❞

   ( pale hands dart up in     an attempt to cover     the small grin reaching     her lips. )

[povpee]

( chiaso )

❝They wine!❞

     ❝Pfft      that was cute!❞

[jininana]

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[povpee]

( svklee )

❝Maybe because of the fact          that I’m an idol. —— Or I just have          that kind of familiar looking face. ❞

     ❝Idol? You're    oh. I remember         now. You're that adorable one         from that really popular group,         right? SNSD. I think that was         the name..❞

[jininana]

[povpee]

You're cute..

    ❝As are you, sir!❞

[povpee]

Ma'am, your attention is requested.

    ❝You have my full attention       dear. How may I help you?❞

[povpee]

( chiaso )

❝Let’s see here… Ah! What happens to grapes when you step on them?❞

    ❝Oh dear, those poor grapes.❞

    ❝What happens to them?❞

[povpee]

( antvrograde )

       “I wouldn’t have to if you would just keep your hands to yourself. I tried to tell you— If I happened to be ticklish, which I’m not, then I would scream.” 

    ❝It was harmless fun, but I guess I took it too far, huh? Sorry     but I just want to see if you were telling the truth or not. ❞