[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[loosesealbluths]

[twitterlols]

[ostolero]

[cartnsncreal]

[donkeurouarchive-deactivated201]

[stability]

oh man!! who could’ve seen this coming!!

[fucking-shitaki-deactivated2012]

[naturepunk]

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

[brennacedria]

[tinkeperi-deactivated20180615]

[izzymar]

Disney Fine Art: “Ohana means family“ by Heather Theurer:)

(Source: disneyfineart.com)

[randomness-is-epic]

[with-practice]

[batou]

[jewishdragon]

I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold

(comedian is Alex Edelman)

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

[twitterlols]