鏡花水月

i sometimes write sad poems

[knappharvel]

Trodde shima menade allvar med game of Thrones.

[knappharvel]

Är det svindåligt ljud på min tv eller låter det bara förjävligt? Den eviga frågan

[knappharvel]

Hmmm nu när the mamas står på scen låter det plötsligt bättre... märkligt

[cityofchestpains]

callout post för @gladatimmen som inte visste att eric är med i år

[knappharvel]

Trodde du menade Erik Segerstedt

[knappharvel]

Bra att de ser till att översätta. Inte alla kan engelska DINOSAURIE

[knappharvel]

Fan va ni är kåta!

[araku-validrava]

[cityofchestpains]

callout post för @gladatimmen som inte visste att eric är med i år

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

so many white people don’t get this

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

[stegozavr]

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

[jssyca-deactivated20200609]

[kibumkim]

how every post on here about weather goes

southerner: 50 is cold

northerner: no its not

person from california: im from california

[toxicbarbies]

[deathgripspussy]

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[marisatomay]

the thing about siblings is I wanted a dog and I got a younger sister and then a younger brother instead and you love them and would die for them but you’re also ready to take them out at any second zero (0) hesitation and because you’re forced to spend all of your time with these other humans for like the first 20 years of your lives all of that love and anger manifests itself into sarcasm and arguments and tricking them into doing stupid shit that you knew would end bad and it’s all surrounded by a constant refrain of “don’t tell mom”

I don’t know a single set of siblings that shows their love and devotion to each other by always getting along and always being super affectionate and supportive all while calling each other “big sis” and “little bro” (if i wanted to be that condescending I would be more creative than just pointing out birth order) but that doesn’t mean they don’t love each other it’s just shown in different ways

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[racingbarakarts]

I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first year didn’t count because the principal found out so he made her take Spanish and when I walked her to Spanish on the first day, she walked in and said, “Hoe-La uh-me-goats!” And personally I believe she might pull this off

[racingbarakarts]

Update: after two weeks of pulling it off, the teacher asked her to read something in Spanish and she forgot that she was supposed to sound inexperienced, so she read the whole thing in perfect Spanish. Her counselor is now considering transferring her to German

[roqo-deactivated20201013]

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