Legend of the Angry Blonde

🖕🏼Bottom Eminem Rights!🖕🏼

[powerbottomeminem]

“Life” by Marshall Mathers

Souls are eternal, yet Marshall wishes his wasn't. Every life of his is haunted by a white specter called Slim Shady.

Life 1 “Chain Reaction”

Marshall wants the money, the women, the fortune and fame, but he’s too broke to even buy diapers for his baby girl. When his debut album fails hard, he’s desperate enough to sell his soul. Soon, he’s losing himself in sex, drugs and violence. And as the bloodshed starts, Marshall needs to take control: be a family man or become a hip-hop villain.

> expected release: 2026

Life 5 “Straight Out The Coffin”

His wife is gone, his best friend is gone and Marshall is trapped in grief. The downward spiral is all consuming until he, too, is gone. Death has a funny way of putting your life's choices into perspective. Now he's a vampire and undead life has its own challenges.

> expected release: 2027

Life 7 “Vignettes”

At the imperial court, Marshall is a concubine. In witty and intimate verses, he collects vignettes about the life of the rich and beautiful.

> expected release: 2028

[powerbottomeminem]

The whole Draft for my upcoming project is done! 🥳🥳🥳 “Life” by Marshall Mathers - It’s coming along really nicely. November - you better watch out, Marshall’s gonna be a chaotic mess real soon.

It’s a lotta hurt, minimal comfort, some confused sexuality and, just, tragic everything. I bet y’all love it as much as I do 😈

Send in Asks!

I’d love to talk some more about it and what goes on behind the scenes. No spoilers, of course 😉

[davidlynch-gf]

[dailyfigures]

Nicolas Brown ; Gangsta. ☆ Kotobukiya

[sw4grr]

*takes ONE joint hit* yall think Eminem and Dr Dre b fuckin or nah

[powerbottomeminem]

[f4ngzx]

I am you, and you are me.

[scyllamathers]

I drew Eminem in a dog costume ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎

[f4ngzx]

Horns

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[do-you-have-a-flag]

Only In Monroe - July 2015

Colbert: How do you find balance? Do you do hot yoga? Eminem: No, I meditate a lot. Colbert: Do you really meditate? Eminem: Yeah. I'm meditating right now. Colbert: Really? Eminem: Yeah, cuz this is really fucking weird.

[powerbottomeminem]

AW MAN, Slim Shady sighed. SHOULD’VE SLAPPED THAT BITCH IN THE FACE. “Can you do anything else?” Marshall couldn’t suppress his eyes rolling. “All you want is slap bitches in the face.” IT’S FUN, Slim Shady defended himself. I WON’T APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING FUN. Marshall doubted how much fun this really was, but there was no arguing with the blonde. “Why don’t you try slapping them into buying my record, then? We’ve been here for hours and haven’t had a single look, let alone a sale.” IF YOU STOPPED PULLING A SHITFACE, MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU ATTRACTIVE. THEY ALWAYS BUY FROM BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Somehow Slim Shady’s voice implied, he thought himself irresistibly handsome. Frustrated, Marshall rubbed his face. “Good God,” he muttered. SORRY, THAT NUMBER’S BEEN DISCONNECTED.

from "Chain Reaction" (expected release: Nov 2026)

[would-you-obliterate-that-twink]

Eminem - Real Life

Do you want that twink obliterated?

Obliterate that twink!

Don't obliterate him

Not a twink

Fourth secret option / see results

Voting ended onMay 20

[snoopdoggafag]

Another wip I’ll never finish 😂😂😂

[powerbottomeminem]

Hi, My Name Is …

Slim Shady is Marshall’s worst nightmare.

In 1997, when Slim Shady appears for the first time in an Eminem song, he’s already loathed deeply and wished death upon. “You thought I was dead, didn’t you?” But he cannot be killed, not ever, not by anything.

This blonde specter haunts Marshall through every life, their souls bonded beyond the grasp of time. He’s evidently not human, and mortals are mere playthings to him. Debauchery is the spice of life; depravity is his favorite pastime. And he chose Marshall to keep him company through eternity.

However, the two don’t get along well. At his core, Marshall is a decent human being who takes care of his family. He loves to rap, in some lives more successful than in others. He’s witty and polite, believes in romance, and works hard to achieve his dreams. 

Dreams Slim Shady deems boring, and he always knows how to spice things up.

And so, through life after life Marshall is haunted by this blonde specter, a violent demonic force that will always make things worse for its own amusement.

There is only one way for any of Marshall’s lives to end: It’s either kill or be killed.

[soulsuckingrat]

is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend and watch his butt butt as he tees off?

[powerbottomeminem]

[f00lbird]

i think this deserves song of the year

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[vashito]

“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”

[alertmode]

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[klubbhead]

Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!

Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️

[thatquietkid108]

Support your local assassins

[helloareyouheremdfan]

”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”

[shr00mie-rat]

Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder

[cliodevotus]

I’m never leaving this fucking app.