THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY SENTENCE STARTERS : random quotes taken from the reality television show the real housewives of new jersey.
“you guys came on the show to take me down and make me look like a villain.”
“you have three rolls: blubber, blubber, and blubber.”
“karma’s a bitch, really. clink, clink. empires fall.”
“how do you spell bitch? [INSERT (NAME)’S INITIALS].”
“i don’t smoke. i don’t drink. i don’t do drugs. i buy shoes.”
“i just delete, delete, delete.”
“do not speak of my sister.”
“you and your christmas pageant dress sit back and shut up.”
“a woman only needs two things: dunkin’ donuts and oral sex.”
“[name]’s two glasses deep.”
“i can’t relate to people who have affairs with married people.”
“that’s why your husband sleeps in his girlfriend’s bed.”
“i get to, like, fun drunk, fun drunk, fun drunk, and then it’s like, bad drunk, bad drunk, bad drunk, bad drunk.”
“i’m obsessed with family traditions, and chanel.”
“these days i don’t throw punches. i roll them.”
“you have the worst manners i think i’ve ever seen.”
“it’s so much work. i was miserable the whole time.”
“you trust people with your children but not with your silverware.”
“god has a very funny way of humbling people.”
“you’ve been here five minutes. if you want to make it to ten, i would shut it if i were you.”
“i write things that people don’t agree with for a living, and i get off on the people who don’t agree with it.”
“i thought it was supposed to be about me.”
“i’m not sorry for having a voice, and i’m not sorry for having an opinion.”
“speaking to me like that is never going to be okay.”
“don’t we need special occasions for presents?”
“you sound like an asshole, so just shut up.”
“outside of my husband and children, there are few things i enjoy more than wine.”
“there are few things i enjoy more than wine.”
“that’s not a pattern. that’s called a coincidence.”
“i learned once you walk away from something remember why you did.”
“next time i want somebody to dance on my grave, i know who to call.”
“you cross a line, i will burn you to the ground.”
“this show is so fucked up.”
“that’s enough drama for one night.”
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